"are you on the pill?" "well why do you think i've been calling you daddy?" alt: aaron hotchner isn't into younger women, nor relationships in general. or so he tells himself.

Jessie Grey just got hired in the BAU and feels like her life is finally getting in order. She finally found a way out of her old life and is more than willing to start over without her horrible ex in the picture. But from her first day in the BAU unexpected feelings are coming on the surface.

how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!

Hotch gets a text from a fellow coworker who is too shy to talk to him in person. Friendship. Boom. Love? Idk bro. text fic. [hotch x oc]

𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙙 in which wren spader had been working with the bau in some form or another for over a year now, but when one of her teammate's secrets comes spilling out, so do hers. BOOK ONE IN THE FOLKLORE TRILOGY eventual fem!oc x spencer reid criminal minds seasons 5 & 6 - ??? cover by @drukarri started: jan. 2022 HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 - fbiagent #2 - spencer #2 - emilyprentiss

In which Boy Genius finds love in a ballerina.

Deception: the action of deceiving someone. An action that Derek Morgan never thought his old estranged best friend from high school would ever be capable of- until she showed up at the FBI with more secrets than hair pins in her hair. When her two worlds collide, will Darling Dawson be able to keep the biggest secret of all about her true feelings for her high school friend who left her for the FBI? A tale of friendship, secrets of more than one kind, unknown romance and enough tropes to make a biscuit blush. ------ What's this? I'm back with yet another criminal minds fic even though I haven't finished the others? Typical. Hope you guys enjoy this one, trying to make it a little different than the others but still with the same flare. We've got the usual cast of the criminal minds gang that I used in the other books, plus a few more familiar faces ;) Not set in any particular CM timeline or season, just taking bits and bobs to make it my own like usual. Trigger warnings will (hopefully) be at the start of each chapter but just a heads up here that it is a CM based book so it follows the kind of themes in that show. Hope you enjoy welcoming Darling Dawson and her witty southern charm to the world of Criminal minds.

❝ BEHIND ALL THE SARCASM , THE KID'S PRETTY NICE ❞ ━━ in which aaron hotchner's teenage daughter finds herself in the midst of trauma and tragedy, as she attempts to follow her father's footsteps, soon becoming one of the BAU's most promising agent ❪ criminal minds x female oc ❫ 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖳𝖴𝖲 : 𝖮𝖭𝖦𝖮𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖲𝖲𝖭 1 ━ 𝖲𝖲𝖭 15 -𝙰𝚄𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙴 , 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸

"Mr. Hotchner, this is Noah, Jack's teacher. If you could please come in for a parent teacher conference as soon as possible today, we need to discuss some worries I have with Jack." Aaron listened to the voice mail, twice now, barely catching the nervousness in the teachers voice. Noah had known about his job but she never tried to hide any of her behavior from him before. Whatever his sons teacher wanted to speak to him about wasn't going to be good.

𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐒! - When Aaron Hotchner finds himself married to a young Dr Juniper Blake after a drunken night in Vegas the last thing he wants is another divorce... so, they give it a shot. au criminal minds set in season 4