For many years, humanity has defended Earth from extradimensional beings they named the A P O S T L E S. Only one weapon could fight them: enormous biomechanical mechas, Evangelions. These colossal mechanical beasts requiring a neuro-emotional sync with a human pilot in order to function. Two elite pilots held the highest sync rates in history. Codename Scaramouche, who showed a menacingly high sync rate with his mecha since his very first mission. Followed by codename Paska, who had worked closely with him for the last few years. The two had been given the title "deliverers of humanity" - as everyone seemed to believe they were the saving hand to deliver humanity from the looming doom against the war with Apostles. Despite screeching at one another like cats and dogs, they matched sync rates with unprecedented numbers in the history of NERV. But as feelings festered and threatened to bloom, pilot Y/n met the end of her life. Not by an Apostle, but by the hands of another human being. By humanity, which she so desperately wished to protect. Maybe mankind's first sin was simply ever existing in the first place. Drowned in despair, pilot Kunikuzushi brought the wretched humanity to an end through the initiation of the Third Impact. But instead of the afterlife, he woke up in his bed - five years before the death of his friend. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. Even so, he'd rather live forever in the past where she exists than face on a tomorrow without her. ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── Scaramouche x f!reader Neon Genesis Evangelion au Note: extreme slowburn + angst party !! I love doomed ships that suffer <3 PUBLISHED: 2026/04/28 STATUS: ONGOING

𝙁𝘼2𝙄_𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 9,891 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 After losing a bet with a friend, you agree to blind yourself of your chat and stream stats. Unfortunately for you, a popular streamer decided to choose today of all days to raid you. 𝗙𝗔𝟮𝗜_𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗿: Notice me 𝗙𝗔𝟮𝗜_𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗿: Yo read your chat 𝗙𝗔𝟮𝗜_𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗿: NOTICE ME 𝗙𝗔𝟮𝗜_𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗿: i just gave u 10k viewers and ur busy trying to get 10 DOLLARS?? 𝗙𝗔𝟮𝗜_𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗿: damn no need to flip me off How will you make it up to the offended streamer? Will you ever notice him?

A GOD GRANTS SALVATION UPON THE DESOLATE INTERNET REALM. Anyone that ever surfed on the internet had at least heard of the name INTERNET GOD. Three years back, a mysterious new streamer took the internet by storm. His eluding and calming voice instantly melting the viewers, inviting them into a new world away from busy life and chaos. In the neon-drenched world of faceless livestreaming, his account grew rapidly within days of just the first post. With the voice of a saint and the face of an angel. The internet god, shouki_no_kami. A benevolent "god" who blessed his viewers with reassurance, gentle words, and emotional validation. A safe haven for otakus and social rejects starved of real human relationships. AN ANGEL DESCENDS, YOUR VERY OWN GUARDIAN DEITY TO HOLD YOU CLOSE! He was supposed to be the GOD of this world. But one day, an ANGEL descends to threaten his title. Poison tastes the sweetest, especially when it's shared.

‹𝟹 ━━ ❝ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪, 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗦𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗜𝗦𝗡'𝗧 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗟𝗟. ❞ 010. ﹒ 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒﹗ ╰┈➤ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 he forever grieved at the thought of what could've been. ━ scaramouche x f!reader ━ modern au ━ college au Made by 𝐯𝐜𝐧𝐨𝐦_, 06/24/25 ↳ current status: ongoing

╰┈➤ ˗ˏˋ " has anyone ever told you how obnoxious you are? " 'ˎ˗ ✧. ┊  a story about scaramouche's beloved anonymous stream guest and online best friend who decided, against his own will, to visit him and stay over for an entire month. it's really just a long sleepover if you think about it, despite scaramouche's disagreement! ✧ ˗ˏˋ꒰ 📞 ꒱'ˎ- a half chat-fic(?), modern au scaramouche x gn!reader ➶ ｡˚ °┊characters are owned by miHoYo, and y/n belongs to you :), story written by jerry.

A collection of Scaramouche x reader one-shots written for fun, inspired by late-night thoughts and random bursts of inspiration.Sometimes it's fluffy, sometimes it's a little angsty, but either way, I hope you enjoy!

(Y/N) is the perfect idol-beloved, graceful, and endlessly kind. Fans adore her, the media praises her, and the world sees her as a shining star. But it's all a lie. Behind the sweet smiles and warm words, she despises the attention, the expectations, and the act she's forced to maintain. Beneath the spotlight, she's nothing more than a two-faced performer playing a role she never wanted. Scaramouche is a relentless paparazzo with a single goal: to expose celebrities for who they truly are. Tearing down their carefully crafted images is his greatest thrill, watching their perfect façades crumble under the weight of their own deception. When he sets his sights on the nation's most beloved idol, he expects just another scandal to uncover. But as he digs deeper into her life, he finds something unexpected-an amusement he's never felt before. Because this time, the game isn't just about revealing the truth. It's about the strange, dangerous pull between two people hiding behind masks of their own.

‹𝟹 ━━ ❝ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡. 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘'𝗦 𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘 𝗘𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥. ❞ 007. ﹒ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔﹗ ╰┈➤ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 a boy framed a girl for something she didn't do. vandalism, the phone incident, what more could he do? perhaps he could make her fall in love with him too! ━ scaramouche x f!reader ━ highschool, modern au ━ i gave up rewriting this ok Made by 𝐯𝐜𝐧𝐨𝐦_, 06/06/22 ↳ current status: finished, 09/21/22 + rewriting ; june 6, 2023

»»-----------► 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫! ❝I'm going to kill your family when I find out who you are. ❞ ╰┈➤ in which the not so anonymous Scaramouche of Teyvat high finds himself being texted by an anonymous stalker! Or maybe just a hopeless romantic... ╰┈➤he says he despises her, and that he'll make her life miserable and perhaps he had planned to. Unfortunately when the two are only metres away it feels worlds apart. As Scaramouche attempts to heal his past and move on, he finds his forgotten memories resurfacing. Was this his karma? --------------------- ❝you never talked to me about this!❞ ❝would it have made a difference...?❞ ❝would you have stayed?❞ »»--𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 »»--𝐚𝐮-𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 »»--𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 »»--𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭!