Disclaimer: I do not own any Characters in this story. In the beginning portions of the story I have used exact wording from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. That book is owned By JK Rowling and various other companies. This is a story that is a Hermione/Harry Pairing and has a LOT of Ron bashing. If you don't like that, then stop reading now. It is meant to be a plot bunny hatching with humor involved. So feel free to criticize me but, really, it is just a fictional story that grew in my muse's (hmmm...does my muse have a head it if resides in my brain?) ok, my muse's thoughts. Read, enjoy, and don't take life or my writing too seriously (or is that Siriusly?)

sad, happy, smutty, and many more stories in here

This is a collection of one shots about Harmione, some are written by others but a lot are my own. It also contains minor smut :)))

This is a book of Harmione one shots. I have always been writing them but i never actually posted them, so i wanted to start. I hope you all like them and i am totally accepting requests, so just message me if you want to request an idea. Fair warning, some are going to be mature content, so if you are not into that please just skip it. Thanks

One Shots of Harry and Hermione

a series of harmione one-shots from yours truly (i'll write whenever an idea pops up into my head) - disclaimer: some will be rated m

some are fluffy. some are angsty. some are stupid. some are dorky. some are canon. some are au's. but all are harmony.

On the day of the announcement, Harry decides that he will ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. After that small, almost insignificant act, Hogwarts as we know it falls apart. Featuring Ron and Ginny Bashing, a random Harem, bodyguards, and a bunch of silliness.

When Hermione Granger decides to give her life-long friend Harry Potter a check up since his line of work was rather dangerous, she discovers that the only real danger to him was his girlfriend Ginny Weasley.

"Why aren't we shagging each other, 'Mione?" when Harry accidentally asked that question, he expected a slap on the face. Instead, he was rejected through a series of psychological explanations he didn't understand. Hermione Granger may be brilliant, but Harry Potter never gives up. In a battle between science and love, who wins the game in matters of the heart?