Strange things are happening around here, people are becoming infected, suspicion surrounds Mr.P, a portly man who makes potions and tries to cure his sick wife, now, are you ready to dive into the tale of PIGGY: A NOVEL

When a lovely lady (or man, or nothing) who works at a flower shop in london meets the UN, things go wonky for her and turns upside down. She goes on wild adventures and emotionally shaking moments with the countries, all ultimately to protect herself. from the EU. What they don't know, she's not a lovely little lady, she's not even a "lady". You have to read this book to find out what this is about, and who she really is. !!If this isnt on wattpad, it isn't me!! Im so so so so so sorry it's hard to write gender neutral im trying!