All characters and events in this fan fiction-even those based on real characters-are entirely fictional. All character personalities are impersonated......poorly. The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone▫️ Having turned 14 years old, the boys are sick of their lives and want something different. Being a teenager is difficult stuff for them, and they just want a vacation from life. Clearly, the "Magic M Word" won't work a second time - despite the town having blended mush for brains. So, Stan and his friends come up with a great way to get away from it all: Run away, and sail to an island. Only problem is the island plan was a bust, and they've wound up on an island full of vampires and other creatures to eat you alive. Some of them have even joined the ranks of the undead surviving solely on blood and potty humor. This story was written for fun, for Halloween, and just 'cause I want to. Bare with me on the shipping for this one as I might end up only alluding to a few of them since we won't be breaking characters here. If I have to break characters to ship them, it's not happening. (This story is mainly supposed to be a Style story, but I'm going to try my best to not make you cringe out of your socks. Let's not do that, shall we? Also, as much as this seems like it would be poorly written by some chick in the 7th grade, I'm going to try to make these characters as by-the-book as possible. Also, tell me the real episode name, episode number, and season this story's name is based off of.) Started: Sunday, October 30th 2022 Ended: Friday, November 18th 2022

Kyle Broflovski hadn't seen the outside world since he was 6. He'd been trapped inside this stupid fucking lab for too long but tonight was the night he escaped. This is being crossposted on AO3

Stan has been ordered to take out the elf king of the Elven Kingdom, when things go wrong in a raid and Kyle is forced to take Stan in after a failed assassination attempt. Kyle is now forced to care for this strong-willed human. || ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN AGED UP TO 18+

Two days after Stan's eighteenth birthday, he decides to end it all. He can't handle the depression and loneliness anymore. But before he can go through with it, Kyle saves him. And the more time Stan spends with him, he starts to realize there's something happening between them. Something worth living for........ Age:17/18 Slightly angsty and hurt/comfort *Mentions of suicide, self harm, abuse/ neglect, and sexual situations.

style high school au. this is more angsty than anything so beware.

!!!REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! AKA: PLEASE REQUEST!!! just a punch of south park one shots cause i'm bored and south park is one of the only things i've never written. smut is welcome and lowercase letters are intentional! i'll write basically anything, except a few things. (ex: stendy, x oc's, heiman, x readers [unless..], top stan, kyman) the proper cws and tws will be listen at the top of the chapter, and the ship with be in the title of the story. you can contact me: insta: @fuyntimer snap: @fuyntimer tiktok: @fuyntimer or wattpad dms! pls enjoy and critique! bye-bye :)

Stanley and Kyle live in a world of soulmates. Stanley isn't excited about meeting his soulmate, and neither is Kyle. They meet. Stanley has a weird habit, though. He chooses a word that describes his day, writes the word and it's definition in a journal, and moves on. Basically: he's a huge english nerd. And Kyle couldn't love him any more. cross-posted on ao3: fuyntimer :))

Stan's dad is in jail, and his mom is selling the farm and moving them back to town. Stan doesn't know how to feel about going back to school and seeing his old friends. But then he runs into Kyle at Starks Pond and it's like no time has passed. Stan's happy to have his Super Best Friend back, but soon he starts to feel something more for Kyle. Something that might've always been there.... *Main characters are 16/17 *Warning:⚠️ mentions of self harm, abuse, and light sexual situations

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.

A magic 8 ball outs Kyle. Read to see what follows :) Features simp Stan