This may be short but it has long chapters that will be worthwhile. You are Kyle's Jewish fraternal twin sister.

"You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. Both of you need help and love, can you both help and love each other?

Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights reserved to the creators

completed as of september 20 2018 any mistake under the influence of alcohol can have dire consequences. this one, fucks up your life, as well as makes it a whole lot better.

Y/n Moves to southpark and meets all of the dickholes of the town if you like this think about checking out my other cool stories like: Bojack horseman x reader Tord x reader Kaito momota x reader Leon kuwata x reader (being rewritten soon) Daniel x reader (campCamp)

This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

Ok so y/n has been in South Park ever since 5th grade and has grew a liking to the fatty Eric Cartman. Now in 9th grade starting highschool they have been friends for what... 4 years now! With Kyle and Y/f (your friend) by her side to help her every step of the way y/n will soon confess her feelings to him.

She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join. Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor. Once she became a Lady, things became complicated. Will she ever be a Queen?

" Wait, what's the 'Love Game'?" " You don't want to play around with love." " Don't worry, I have everything under control." " You'll get hurt." " You have to SMILE! And I have to reveal my deepest secret to the whole school..." I'm already in love so I'll definitely win, it can't that hard could it?...