So I decided that I, being the kinky little sh*t that I am, wanted to write a S.M.U.T. Yes, S.M.UT. I fully accept constructive criticism, compliments, requests, and insults. Because, you know, insults don't really affect me. This is a two part story, please enjoy. Or not, which ever floats your boat.

Requests: Closed (Temporarily) Requests in line: 0 These are some oneshots for any of your favorite characters in Middle-earth. From The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion. Even the criminally underrated ones, and the ladies! So, I absolutely do not mind writing for a female character (I love them all so yes please request for them).

Guess who's back in the game guys~ We have fluff, a sprinkle of angst, and all the innuendos. We also have an unseemly amount of Ori fics if you hadn't noticed. Triggers will be tagged as necessary with a summary at the bottom of the fic. Please let me know if there are any triggers you think I should have tagged. I'll will not tag for generic Tolkien violence. There will be no major character deaths. EDIT: SO. AT SOME POINT ALL MY WRITING AND ITS FORMATTING GOT F*CKED SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY AND I JUST NOW NOTICED SO YEA- I'll be reuploading everything as I fix it (...little curious as to how long it's been jacked up) (Started these sometime around March 2017?)

For everyone who dreams of a life far, far away in Middle Earth. Settling down with one of the fine Elves Tolkien created. This is a collection of fluffy love stuff for all the elf simps. Mostly some daydreams that have popped into my head. Warning: Suggestive humour, fluff, angst, drama, blood and gore, emotional stuff, mental breakdowns. Y/n and First person POV. *All credit goes to Tolkien*

Kayla, is what you would call a bookworm. You never see her without a book, but she doesn't read aloud, because she's a Silvertongue. But one day, she reads herself into another world.

requests closed! there can sometimes be preferences, random rants and memes in this book too, no smut tho most of the x readers here are fem!reader :)

Storm Of Arrows ➝ Lord of the Rings [Legolas] ✓ 2014 Hunting Spiders in the forest of Mirkwood, Legolas, Prince of the Woodland Realm, comes across a injured young woman. Upon taking her back to his palace, he discovered she is more than what she seems. Branded a murderer, she is thrown mercilessly into the Palace prison and sentenced to death by King Thranduil. But is it all really what it looks like? Did she kill out of hatred? Or out of self-defence? Or perhaps it was the result of another force. There is definitely more to the beautiful stranger than meets the eye, and Legolas is determined to discover the truth. ~ Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of Tolkien and possibly Peter Jackson. The main character (Taryn) and the story plot are my property, along with other names and locations. No copyright infringement is intended.

Caladhiel had been born in the Northern Mountains of Middle Earth. She'd always been hot headed, passionate and brave. Her father was the leader of their clan and they were the elves that protected the North. On a faithful battle her home was destroyed by the Orcs and she was the only surviver of her clan. She was found by Galadriel, almost dying and she took her under her care and protection. Caladhiel was moved to Rivendell and was put under Elrond's care, he taught her how to behave in court, how to address herself to nobles and most important of all how to be a proper lady suitable for marriage. Causing far too much trouble for Elrond in Rivendell the young elven princess of the North is moved to Mirkwood in order to be taught how to behave and leave her warrior ways behind. Caladhiel hates being told what to do but as soon as her eyes catch the Elven King's her world is about to be turned upside down.

Princess Evelyn was trapped in a life she didn't want. One day Prince Thranduil comes walking and in. Would she accept him or would she push him away. PSA! The account Tauruel_Greenleaf23 has been stealing my work and currently has this story published there. If you see my work anywhere else please report and bring it to my attention! This person apparently has many accounts to which they're stealing other works, so if you see my work or anyone else's that seems familiar, don't hesitate to bring it up. Thank you all so much!🧡 10/14/21 (So if y'all enjoyed this Thranduil fic, I've got another one in the process in case you wanted to check it out☺️) -E *Dec 2018*

Are you like me? Do you have an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters, or more specifically the prince of Mirkwood? Well, you've come to the right place! This story contains imagines in Legolas x reader format! Includes angst, romance, hurt/betrayal, fluff and some more angst! Requests are open!