Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop. What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course. (Also known as: a Dream SMP timeloop crack fic. LOOPS ARE NOT WRITTEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.)

in which a british man texts the wrong person !! oc x wilbur !!

"Theseus. Stop running. There's nowhere to go." Tommy looked over the edge of the building thoughtfully. His red and white trainers toed at the edge, looking over the near-cavernous drop. When he turned to glance back over his shoulder, Jubilee was approaching him slowly and the black shape on the horizon was definitely the Crow Father soaring in for another areal attack. "Nowhere?" Tommy echoed. "There's no way you're getting out of this one, Theseus. Get away from the drop and come in quietly." Tommy saluted Jubilee, beaming. "No chance, bitch boy." And he let himself plummet off the side. Top Rankings: #5 Bench Trio (4th February, 2022) #11 Philza (2nd September, 2022) #1 Mild Violence (10th September, 2022) #15 Sleepy Bois Inc (5th October 2022)

Mei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)

dream x oc "wrong number sorry." "wait no please, stay." "so is george a 36 year old from luton or a 24 year old from brighton?" "what is wrong with you?" "my therapist is still trying to figure that one out." 🏅 #1 dreamteam #1 streamer #1 xoc #1 text #1 minecraft #1 dreamwastaken #1 dream started: 23/03/21 ended: 30/06/21

Completed, 22k words. (contains swearing) 'Tommy, are you sure the cat's even around here?' 'First the doubt about it being a street cat and now doubt about it even being here? Do you have any trust in me big man?' Wilbur had barely drifted off before he heard the familiar voice, slowly stretching downwards as two figures arrived in his view. 'Look, there he is!' 'Tommy!' Wilbur's eyes snapped open at the second voice, startled so much that he almost jumped out of the hybrid's arms. He gradually relaxed again once he examined the taller figure, his green and white bucket hat contrasting the solid grey of his wings. 'Phil, you scared him!' The teen exclaimed, holding him tighter as the realisation that Wilbur finally knew his name settled in. 'Tommy, he has a name tag...' 'I know? His name is Soot apparently.' -- Wilbur is a cat hybrid living as a street cat who is adopted by the rest of SBI. Problem is, they think he's only a cat and Wilbur thinks that's all them want him as. SBI centric, Wilbur centric, Hybrid AU. Cross posted on AO3 (same username.)

***-***-5876: on jah you need to stop breaking phones. i have 20 contacts with your name on them. -- ***-***-3091: ive never broken a phone in my life and idk anyone with a ohio number sooo -- in which sibyl walker falls for a faceless man from california all due to a wrong area code -- in which technoblade falls for a faceless girl from new york all due to a wrong area code -- !OCxTECHNOBLADE! !SWEARING! !no smut!

- you may have heard of dealing with the devil, but how about dealing with the deity? a dream xd x (fem)reader fic 💚 set in the dream smp AU (post-prison arc) if dream or anyone from the smp group find this story and are uncomfortable with it, please let me know! the last thing i'd want to do is to weird you guys out! tw: language, threats, much angst and panic attacks started: 12/10/21 finished: 12/12/21 art credit: @Lady_MagnoliaUwU

You were never one for change. For half your life, all you've done is keep your head down and never reach up. But when you meet a ragtag revolutionary and his scrappy sidekicks, you realize that sometimes changing your view isn't such a bad thing. Even so, they're all fools if they think you'll ever lose sight of your true goal. ----- :: Dream SMP fem!reader insert :: Multiple romantic interests :: General trigger warnings: gore, cursing :: Updated every Friday :: Cover by @1800-TUBBO-SIMP :: Began November 4th, 2020 :: Incomplete

Kinsley Berke, just a normal but weird British girl who accidentally types the wrong number into her phone. While chatting to a random stranger on text message she realizes she might have made a friend or even much more. This story is inspired by the dreamwastaken fanfic Area Codes by @ihaveajuicebox (you should definitely read it)