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Read about my life... The bottle alliance is the alliance between Susland and Rickland. I am Anete, king of Susland, and my sis Kelly is the queen of Rickland. This book will be a storytelling session about us being idiots, hope you enjoy! Btw the roleplay ended but eh Bottle Alliance just sounds cool ig Edit for Oct24 update: O wow the chapters actually get longer and longer... Edit for Dec2024 update, which I procrastinated on hence technically Feb2025 update: thats it. It's been a really fun two years with yall, thanks for reading and I hope I can get back to writing soon!

🌟 Sequel to the x2 WATTYS SHORTLISTED Witch Doctors Inc: Season One🌟 Welcome to Witch Doctors Inc. Got a problem? We'll solve it. Warts? Easy. Got an enemy after you? We'll find 'em. Been cursed? Have one of our glittering elixirs. You thought it was over, didn't you? It's really, really not. There's a whole host of new magical mysteries to solve, dark secrets to unravel, and monsters to fight. Betrayal hums in the air, and something sinister brews in the night sky. It's powerful. It's angry. And it remembers. So let's hope our witch has been training hard. Let's hope the cat has some tricks up his sleeve. And let's hope the villains don't cook up too much trouble. Because something. Is. Coming. For. Us. **UPDATES - on break. Will return soon!** Cover by @-DeeIsDead-

🌟WATTYS 2023 SHORTLIST 🌟WATTYS 2023 FANS CHOICE AWARDS NOMINEE 🌟WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST 🌟Editor's Pick (Reading Radar) Feb 2024 🌟 Featured Wattpad Pick x 4 (Wattpad HQ) 🌟 16 × Wattpad featured (Ambassador profiles) *** Welcome to Witch Doctors Inc. Got a problem? We'll solve it. Warts? Easy. Got an enemy after you? We'll find 'em. Been cursed? Have one of our glittering elixirs. Just a word of caution: there may be more here than meets the eye. Rumour has it there's a real witch around here, and her destiny has "death" written all over it. She's the last in a line of reincarnations that have all turned to evil. She'll have to battle the darkness inside her, as well as: (a) interplanetary demons (b) ancient curses that she may have cast herself (c) elusive red-eyed creatures who steal hearts Will she win the battle for her soul? Or will the First Witch's tragic story repeat itself once again? Cover by @WonderfulMiracles *FEATURED** on @Fantasy @magic @StoriesUndiscovered, @WattpadSeries, @anime, @mystery @WattpadWitches @TeenFiction @YoungAdult @WattpadMulticiltural @WattpadDarkFantasy @WattpadExplorer @Wattpad @Humor @highfantasy @Alt-u 3rd place in Okami Awards 2022, Fantasy Best First Line, Dreamies 2022 Featured on Wattpad homepage -"Tis the Season of the Witch" 2nd place in Best Fight Scene category, Jam Board Awards 2022

Born with glowing green eyes. Destined for rotten luck. Peasant girl Meya Hild was 'given' the opportunity to become a Lady. At swordpoint. By mercenaries. Engaged to a dying nobleman. Poisoned with one month to live. Tasked to loot a castle. In a kingdom running out of resources. Little did Meya know this shenanigan would lead her across land and over sea, from a mountain made of sapphire to an island shrouded in spiral clouds, with masquerades, heists, kidnappings, shipwrecks, alchemy, romance, and an unexpected 'bump' along the way. Let the misery begin. 🐉 🎯 PROGRESS: Book One (Chpt. 1 - 65): 100% Book Two (Chpt. 66 - 125): 100% Bingers, YOUR TIME HAS COMETH. Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7iYf3f78K4QInWwpz6z3Mp?si=35Rt2vgkTryCM3vD9eKVXA&pi=cE-JGby3RgeKW 🎨 Cover: @NamtanTangren / Namtan [糖人] https://www.deviantart.com/tangrennamtan 📋 Content Guidelines: Most chapters are safe for work/school. Chapters containing intimate scenes will be marked with ❣️ Although not depicted explicitly, this story touches on mature subject matter such as depression and suicide, drug addiction and overdose, human trafficking, organ harvesting, abortion and rape. It's also loosely based on medieval times, and some scientific misbeliefs (concerning health and pregnancy, etc.) are present. Young readers are urged to use discretion. ⭐ DOs & DON'Ts ⭐ 💖DO: Add LUMINOUS to your library & follow me so you don't miss any updates! 💖DO: Comment away! I love answering them. Please be polite and respectful! 💖DO: If you enjoyed Meya's adventure, spread the word! 🚫DON'T: SKIP THE PROLOGUE! You have been warned by the dragons that be that you will regret it! Why don't I just rename it "Chapter 1"? BECAUSE PROLOGUE SOUNDS COOLER!

Spike saw a strange light coming from the Castle of the Two Sisters. What he finds there is not wat he expected. When he brings it along to show it to his friends, they're about to experience a new adventure. Follow the Mane 6 and Spike in their brand new journeys of adventure and friendship. Experience how they meet new friends and fight terrifying bad guys. Starting with The One That Started It All.

Do you know what lies beneath? Beneath the ground, or even beneath those around you? You never think about it much, until it comes to the surface... And sometimes, it's too late. So come along with me... And learn about the tale of multiple families, merging into one.

A 14 year old girl named Yui Himura has a very difficult life. Her grandmother will always treat her poorly without a second thought. She suddenly transfers to a different school with no apparent reason. When she goes to school, a complete stranger immediately pushs her to the ground. Yui absolutely hates this person, but what will happen when she sees the person in her class?

My first Gacha story ! Whoo ! There's a LOT of wacky adventures to be had with my ocs and juicy lore if you know where to look. You can rp with them and suggest interactions in the comments or in my PMs. Hope you enjoy ! <3

I present to you... the original legend of susland :) There was a saying: Follow the comet of wishes. Now we will find out how this country of sussiness became what it is today. Note to citizens: These events happened hundreds of years ago, so the current ranks are not included. Also Dectect I like your shooting chicken and bald man theory but I wanted to make a sad story and that is too not-serious for depression.