This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ read this book and make apple make a Plumbob emoji ❇️ 😳 • cover made by me💃🏻 • every meme you see on this book are not mine 🙅🏻‍♀️ #4 in #thesims 1/3/20 #3 in #thesims 1/20/20 #2 on #thesims 4/10/20 started -> December 14, 2019 ended -> September 5, 2020

FINE: Freaking out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional -The Italian Job Levi: high school student, basketball player, Chase's best friend, openly gay. Nate: high school student, football receiver, Jordan's best friend, deeply closeted. Everyone thought that basketball players and football players couldn't get along. That was before the basketball team captain and quarterback both discovered that they did not, in fact, hate each other and started dating. Levi and Nate never hated each other. They didn't really have the option to; they had to work together to keep Chase and Jordan from getting into fights. But that's not a problem anymore, and they're suddenly spending more time together than they ever have. Their best friends insist that they like each other, and they might not be wrong... but no story is without complications. It's fine. Everything is completely fine. One additional bonus chapter available on the Lacey Grace Library.

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Only one lesson from high school is considered completely irrefutable: football players and basketball players do not get along. Jordan Wolf is the quarterback of the football team. Chase Jackson the captain of the basketball team. They're the spearheads of their school's football-basketball rivalry, constantly butting heads. After enough almost-incidents, however, the principal lays down the law: they must learn to tolerate each other, or both of them will be kicked off their teams. Initially, both boys are certain that the year won't end without another fight. But is it really all hate between them? One additional bonus chapter available on the Lacey Grace Library.

What do you do when Mr. Tall Long drink of water, I-know-I'm-irresistible with my smirk and my bedroom eyes walks in the coffee shop you're working in and starts flirting? Ethan is not the kind of guy who's going to faint at the first dazzling smile directed his way. He likes to play it cool. Unfortunately for him, all his plans fall apart when Aden makes him an offer he can't - won't - refuse. And Ethan will get more what he ever hoped to reap as he accepts the deal... ------------------------------- Delightful cover by Crazy_Old_Owl

Spencer Hazlett has spent his life in boarding schools. But as he starts his junior year of high school, he's also starting at a brand new school: The Arthur Hawking Academy. Due to a mixup with roommate assignments, he's stuck rooming with the school's most well-known rivals, Marcus Price and John Masters. Spencer would have been able to handle staying clear of the two of them as they fought and competed, but they both just happen to be incredibly attractive and Spencer's not sure he wants to stay out of their way.