This book is for everyone who knows her/his B'day. There are 12 zodiac signs, and I am not going in detail. This book will make you laugh,wonder, understand people and know yourselves. I don't own these posts. I pick the best of them using my eyes and do the effort of posting them. Read, comment, vote and enjoy... :) ---------------------------------------------- amazing cover by SKYERZEE :D

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

Saw someone else do this and thought I might give it a go!

Description will come later, till then please read.

~**SECOND BOOK OF PUREBLOOD**~ The Small girl whimpered and ran further into the forest, she looked around despretly looking for help, she heard a twig snap behind here and whipped round. She was shaking in fear. "Lost?" She heard a cold voice state. She turned round her blood going cold. There, leaned against a tree stood a sixteen year old girl with messy blonde hair with black dip-dyed ends, She had skin as white as snow with deep blood red eyes outlined with thick back khoal and dark eye shadow and her famous Deep red lipstick. Ashley. Her lips curled into a devious smile. The girl sniffed. "i-i like your lipstick." She studdered. Ashley smiled wider and smirked. "Oh honey...thats not lipstick." The girl screamed as she lunged.

Science-fiction about a girl in a war. Set in 2098

"Blood is thicker than water" he growled tightening his grip on my throat "like you would even know the difference." I spat through coughs. she never thought, she never knew, she never saw, an eighteen year old girl thinks she's just like any regular girl but she's not regular...not Even for a vampire

Typical teen Gemma founds out that she is more than an average teen.....

Jokes please read. Some will be better than others.