these are weird stories that are low key kinda good. the contain crack ships we've thought of like george washington x abraham lincoln, spongebob x squidward, spongebob x patrick, and others we may think of. we hope you enjoy!

When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!