Seltsamer Schulz, your protagonist is a 24 year old German shut in or should I say "weeb". He meets his untimely end from an accident caused by the gods. Because of this they decide to reincarnate him as his favorite Waifu. Now you the reader must join him on his journey in a world that must be familiar to you and if not...you'll become familiar with it soon. [rewrite completed] (Same world as That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)

Living in a foster system is rough. Disrespectful people using you for money, being treated like an object. But some houses are better than others... and some contain things that shouldn't even be possible? Contains unbirth, vore, and other elements Of that sort. If this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to mute me and move on. Lets not get bitchy about this.

Three months after the final battle of the grail wars. Three months after Saber disappeared, leaving a severely depressed Shirou Emiya, Saber finally has a chance to come back to our world and be with Shirou again. But she comes back with surprise.