"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

So here are a few jokes that Otakus might get!

But, like I said, maybe she might just be my only hope to get Jordan. "Okay, so what exactly do you have in mind? What am I supposed to do?" She gets extremely close to my face and says, "Sleep with Jordan." "WHAT?!?!" Okay, this bitch for sure crazy. Because I'm pretty sure she's not actually using my definition of sleep. Jasmine Thomas is not a social butterfly, but her long time crush is, seeing as he's part of the popular circle at Richmount High. And now she's being forced into helping the second most popular girl in school take down the first, Alyssa Hights for unknown reasons. She just know it's in her best interest to do it. But it can't be that bad right? She's getting a whole new look to help her new friend (in a loose term of the word) Jade Mathews get revenge. Maybe her forever crush might actually notice her now? Because that is the focus of the plan of course. To take Jordan Brigerio away from Alyssa, which so happens to be the boy Jasmine has dreamt of having the courage to talk to. But will she actually be able to go through with the plan? Or will Jasmine realize that the new her isn't worth getting involved in the drama of Richmount High School's popular girls turned enemies? Jasmine really just wants to survive junior year, but if she doesn't help Jade, then she's about to find out that Payback's a Bitch.