Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Aurelia finds herself trapped in a life that drains her spirit-her demanding job, a rebellious daughter, and a mother slipping into the abyss of her own mind. Fueled by the desperate desire to escape to the capital city, Aurelia's mundane existence takes an unexpected turn when a latent power awakens within her. As she grapples with newfound abilities, a mysterious force from her family's past beckons her to embrace a destiny she never knew existed. The pulse of ancient ties resonates with her, urging Aurelia to heed the call of her people before time runs out. In a race against an unseen threat, Aurelia must unravel the secrets that intertwine her fate with a power beyond imagination. Will she unlock the potential within her and save not only herself but also those she holds dear? Embark on a journey with Aurelia as she navigates a world where the past, present, and a destiny yet to unfold converge in a tale of self-discovery and ancestral legacies. I intend to post this on Royal Road as well. I give myself permission under my Royal Road user name: jpsuchecki

Seventeen-year-old Daisy Rios is the heiress to the throne of The Mystic Kingdom but due to her Earthling origins, she must prove that she is worthy to become the current Queen's successor. For that very reason, a test is set in place to prove that she's a true fairy. Assigned to help a chosen candidate find their true happiness, to succeed, Daisy must not break the following rules: - Don't tell anyone she's a fairy; - Don't fall in love. For years she has fought to be accepted by the mystic people and this test won't destroy her plans to become a queen. On paper, the test looks simple, but when her chosen candidate turns out to be a wealthy family with seven siblings, Daisy isn't sure she can help them without falling for their charm. Being a queen is her greatest dream, but she never thought the path toward that dream would be more challenging than she ever imagined. An ONC '24 entry based on prompts 24 and 36.

MxMxFxMxM "It's okay to quit, mami." Elliot whispered in my ear. Shivers shot down my back as I felt him move around me. I stared ahead, my heart beating wildly. The feeling of wooden pole lightly grazing my back. "He's right, honey. You can, we won't be mad." Vincent said. My eyes shot to his from across the mat. He stood there with his hands behind his back. I growled softly. I quickly turned and went to grab the pole but was stopped short when my body was slammed to the ground. "Mmm. Our angry little baby is getting quite frustrated." Close to my face was Sammy smirking at me. He had my body trapped under his. I felt desire and anger boil in me. "You guys don't play fair." I said softly. Sammy chuckled while he was doing that, I shot my knee up and hit his stomach. He yelped out and I quickly shot up. "Ha! I won." I said while doing a little dance. I felt a little kiss on my neck then my arms were being drawn back behind me. My eyes drooped a little as they continued down my neck. "Good job, little one. But what's going to stop you from me?" 𒊹︎𒊹︎𒊹︎ Arabella Davis is a orphan who can't remember anything from the time she is 10. Now that she is 17 she finds herself in a mental hospital but was transferred to a school for the gifted. The Academy of Dark Arts. She meets four mysterious men who find interest in her and now they want her to themselves. DISCLAIMER- THIS IS A GROUP RELATIONSHIP AKA A POLY RELATIONSHIP. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THAT OR UNDERAGE PLS CLICK OFF!!!!! Thank you

"The Hacker and the Mob Boss" ❦ Reyna Fields seems to be an ordinary girl with her thick-framed glasses, baggy clothes, hair always up in a ponytail, and her head tucked away behind a computer screen. However, no one knows she's armed with a genius IQ and a heart of gold. She hacks her way into virtual systems on a search for her mother. Unfortunately for her, she has hacked into the wrong database. She hacked into the database of the notorious mob boss, Santino "Saint" Venturi. Saint is the opposite of his name. He's known for his ruthlessness. As a mob boss to a mafia, he learned to eat or be eaten. When Reyna stumbles upon his database, a plan dispersed into his mind. He's going to take her. ❦ "I don't share, angel." "He's a friend," she found herself saying. Dante was too busy staring at her to notice the fiery glare in Saint's eyes. She was mentally praying that Dante would just look away. His fingers trailed up her leg before his hand latched onto her sex. He held her there while a small gasp left her lips. "I will fuck you on this table if he doesn't stop looking at what belongs to me." ❦ HIGHEST RANKING: #5 romance - 6/26/22 Dark Romance Cover by @-simplyhan

16 year old Ada seems like your average Nigerian teenager. She goes to high school, gets good grades and gets bullied a lot too. But what her peers don't know is, she's a top secret agent who works for an undercover agency called "The Conversion"; an agency that recruits as well as trains the best and most deadly secret agents and assasins. Most people think these things don't happen in Nigeria, well, think again. Ada has managed to live a normal life by balancing her two worlds well but her focus is tested when a hot new boy named Justin arrives at her school. The two grow extremely close and this threatens everything she holds dear to her. Will she reveal her true identity to Justin? Will she complete and succeed in her missions? And most importantly, will she make it out of high school alive? Find out in this whirlwind of romance, friendship and thrilling action.

Five teenagers, different existence, deception, deceit and sham. The final year in secondary school Is meant to be the highlight of high school life, full of fun, memories, thrills and adventures. Instead, it becomes the beginning of a deadly game for these five. A lot of things have been going down behind the gates of Brixford. No one paid close attention until the disappearance of a student. Even though the disappearance was just a tip of an iceberg of what's going on underground. All hell breaks loose, everyone is on their toes. Secrets are hidden, and lies are told. Secrets are made to cover more secrets, lies are made to bury more lies. A harmless blog creates mighty havoc? How? By revealing a secret? Halimah Bello, daughter of the prestigious Bello Family, tries so hard to bury her secret. She can't afford to put a dint of the Bello's family name, as well as, let the fact she is madly Inlove with her supposed step-brother come out to the public. Onome Manuel, daughter of the renowned pharmacist, who has been brought up not to mingle with the poor and less privileged, battles with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and serious addiction. Her worst fear is getting involved with the boy from the ghetto. Things had been going on smoothly over the years, not until the final year. When Halimah's stepbrother Roman gets deported and sent back to Nigeria, and Oreva, a boy with a suspicious link to "THE MANUEL'S FAMILY" Surfaces. And there is Makele David, who could create a problem where there was none, with just a snap of his fingers. What does Oreva have on "The Manuel's family? That wouldn't only destroy their prestige but their whole life if it got out? He is supposed to be a harmless boy from the slums, but things are deeper than they seem. Find Out by reading the thrilling story.

[wattys 2018 shortlisted] Humans see her as a dangerous threat -a witch that must be executed. With the uncontrollable ability to form ice at her fingertips, Ravenna is forced into hiding amongst the humans, stealing to survive. That is, until she hears of an ancient dragon with the ability to breathe ice instead of fire. Enter into a world where sexy demons run wild and a powerful Ice Queen is created. ~ If you happen to be reading this story from any other platform other than Watty (or Tapas), please note that you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. The biggest culprit of this is a website called Novelhd. If you are reading this book on Novelhd, then please, please, please visit the link below. You are risking a malware attack and Novelhd has posted this book without my permission, so it is also stolen :) If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe form then please go to: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Serayna Thank you and happy reading! ♡

Powerless in a family of Necromancers, Ezra has struggled to fit in his whole life. Going off to a normal college life seemed like the perfect place to escape the harsh realities of home. But when the girl he's had a crush on since they were eight is forced into an arranged marriage with another, darker, Necromancer family, Ezra returns and does the only thing he can to save her - he volunteers to take the test that will name him a full Necromancer, and her betrothed - if he survives. During the test, Ezra learns he isn't as powerless as he thought. Secrets and hidden truths are revealed that are all connected to the Reinhardt family, all of whom were thought to have been killed by the Necromancer's worse enemy, the Witches. Witches that are hell-bent on ridding the world of the 'black arts'. With the help of an unlikely ally and a raven familiar, Ezra has the power to save the girl he loves and his kind, too, if he can master it in time. ~Highest rank: #7 in Paranormal: 3/22/18, Featured in Paranormal: 12/5/17 ~ Genre: Paranormal/Fantasy ~ Completed