What my lack of college admissions has led to. A rewrite of my very first fanfiction, 6 years ago today.

James, heartbroken and desperate after his third divorce, decides it's time to find himself a new man... or monster. Will James' abundance of cash be enough to woo this sly skeleton?

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

dada gru 🙈😍💋

harry styles is stuck in the rain after a concert and gets lost. it's up to obama to take him in and take care of the poor british boy.

"I don't wanna be Obama self, Harry"

Saw this on youtube

best hobama story you'll ever read.

What My Boredom Leads To

It all started when my mom told me she was selling me...