niki our queen my poetry book where i challenge all of the systems in place.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The Drake and Kendrick feud has been going on for a long time. J Cole tying Drake to his side forcefully, the last thing that Drake thought is that he would get help from his enemy Kendrick. But then Kendrick is.... (A\N: Yessss bitches Imma about to make Drake and Kendrick fall in love and have babies in this fanfic. I dont care about their beef I'm just a BL fan that sees rainbows everywhere) This story is not suitable for sensitive or minor viewers TOP Kendrick Lamar TOP Jermaine Cole Bottom Aubrey Drake Graham

he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.

THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy goes to buy a toilet but to his surprise...its alive..... Find out what they do by reading there will be kinda smut in here idk cover drawn by me THERE WIL PROB BE ANGST

Hello! Welcome to Your Favourite Martian: The Series - Continued! I wanted to try my hand at continuing the show, in written form! Feel free to request "episodes" to be written! The rules for requests are listed below; 1) No "illegal" or "heavy" NSFW topics; I won't write anything with assaults/heavy drug or alcohol use/heavy gore/etc. 2) No crossovers between different shows. Crossovers between other musicians/artists are allowed [as they are canon in the YFM universe!], though! 3) No heavy shipping between the bandmates 4) No Self-Inserts All in all, I ask that all requests look like they could be an actual episode. I'll try to get to everyone who requests! I will also write ideas that come to mind, so there will always be fresh episodes! Extra Information: - I will try to make each story a few thousand words in length! I would like to try and make each "episode" as fleshed out as I can! - At least one story will be posted a week, but can be more or less depending on how busy I am! - Feel free to make as many requests as you'd like! That's it for now, I hope I can bring some of the YFM community's episode ideas to life! [Also available to read on Ao3!]

puff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms

TWO GYM TEACHERS FUCK IN THE ASS. THEY BOTH GIVE BIRTH AND THEY'RE BABIES DIE AND THEY FUCK OVER THEIR BODIES!!

After their beef drake and Kendrick Lamar find peace with eachother.

Jimmy Neutron is best anime and if you think otherwise I will hit you with my katana you Baka