After witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to watch his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would maybe possibly lead to.... The end of the world? Maybe, maybe not. Join Eric Cartman as he tells a story not even he can explain! All images belong to me unless I say otherwise. Characters obviously do not belong to me nor the show they come from.

!!ART NOT MINE!! based on a story called "ink and flowers" it's where Kenny owns a tattoo shop and Butters owns a flower shop BTW: THIS INCLUDES Y/N WHERE YOU ARE KENNYS FRIEND YOU DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH ANYBODY!!! ! Warning: light smut, cussing, self-harm topics, abuse, smoking/drinking, and probably more stuff idk.!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I do not own any of these characters, so please don't sue.(THEY ARE AGED UP 16+) The Stotch family just moved to South Park from California. The Stotch's may seem like they have the perfect home life but in reality it's nothing like that. Read more to find out what happens. Lots of twists and turns, NO heavy smut but, smut warnings at the top of the chapters with it in it. Total word count- ..... (its not done yet)

BUTTERS IS TRANSFEM MARIJORINE IS REAL...

Butters x Kenny A tale of two superhumans. Mysterion's goal is to defeat Professor Chaos and take down the evil organization JNPR. He can't seem to catch a break in his investigation. When he saves a man named Leo (secretly Professor Chaos) from an explosion, emotions blossom. Will they be able to defeat each other with these new feelings? How far are they willing to go to protect their identities? Warnings -Smut/sexual scenes -Violence -Language -Suicide -Torture

Butters x Kenny The school is holding a competition, a battle of the bands. The winner gets a dream trip to Disneyland. Kenny wasn't about to pass up on an opportunity like this, even if he thinks the competition itself is lame. Everything goes well until band manager, Butters, develops unwanted feelings for the lead singer, Kenny, who has closed his heart off from the world. Warnings- -language -mature themes -smut - do not get mad when you see the smut, I warned you.