Tanis lives a peaceful life by the lake - until something decides it wants him. [gore/dubcon]

TAYLOR: He was annoying. He was unbelievably sarcastic with a short temper, much like myself. He refuses to be like a normal kid his age, I have no idea why I'm dealing with a twerp like him. Why am I here, figuring out why he's changed? Why am I forcing my way in his life? Why should I care? JESSE: He couldn't find another school to work at? He's irritating, and why the hell is he everywhere I go? He makes me cook his dinner, take out his trash, and if I don't, threatens to fail me in class. What the FUCK is wrong with this rich guy? And why does he seem so familiar? Why does he not have his own FREAKING toothpaste? [ACTUAL SUMMARY INSIDE. WOOOOOP!!!!]

'There. It's done. I can walk away with my pride and the knowledge that after sixteen long years, I've finally gotten laid. (It's a pretty awesome feeling.) Before I go, though, I have to check and make sure that it's Pamela. Because let's face it: A guy has to know who he lost his V-card to. And just assuming that it was Pam isn't going to cut it. So I put the note and pen down and slowly, carefully, creep over to the ball of sheets. I was right to check. There's a tuft of white blonde hair sticking out from the top. Pamela's hair is auburn. The girl's hair is sort of short, I guess, but oh well. I slowly, carefully, lift a sheet, just to catch a glimpse of the person beneath... ...to see a guy. Looking at me calmly.'