I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Hi everyone, today we have managed to get Aphrodi to write a guidebook on how to live your life like him. And a little message from him: I am god and I am flattered that you want to know how to live like me. So read this book and become that fabulous me* you always wanted to be. *if this fails it is entirely your fault.

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA