Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Roronoa (Y/N) is the twin of Roronoa Zoro. She conceals herself as a man so she doesn't get any unwanted attention. She even has a fake name. Even though if she did she or her brother would beat them up. The only one who knows her true gender is none other than her brother. They are known as the famous Pirate Hunter Duo, The Roronoa Twins. After Sanji joins The Straw Hats Crew (Y/N) ends up falling for Sanji, not knowing what to do. She tries to get Sanji's attention, but unfortunately, that doesn't happen as she is pretending to be a guy, and Sanji is an ero-cook who only goes/simps after girls. ~~ //(Y/n) is older than Zoro by a few minutes, but that doesn't stop Zoro from being the protective brother that he is. If anything he's even more protective because of that fact. Oh, and you have a sense of direction, unlike Zoro. The only things that will be different from your real self is that you have Zoro's mossy green hair, you both use the three-sword style, and oh your last name of course. Everything else is the same for you. Like a normal x reader story. You're also a cook, but not a very good one. Just one that can stop Luffy from complaining so much. Since she has to go by a fake name, the name I chose is Kou. This starts right before they get to the Baratie restaurant. This was inspired a bit by Wonderlandathart's story.\\ ~~ {I apologize in advance if the story is not exactly how it is in the actual anime/manga. I'm trying to follow it as much as possible.} ~~ [None of the artwork is mine. Credits to whoever drew the art. I also do not own any of the characters that are in the original anime, and I do not own the show of course. I do this for fun, and for you to read and enjoy.] Started: May 30, 2020 First Published: July 18, 2020 Finished: ??????

this is the guid book to making friends, it works everytime!

*aggressive sobbing*

God left

Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.

another shipping fanfic hope yee enjoys

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Donald is tired of Melania and wants something more. One day he sees a beautiful sight. A big wall. A uge wall. He falls head over heels instantly. Join Donald on his quest of love where he faces the media's cruel reactions, insane asylums, sassy psychologists, Melania leaving him, and nearly losing his chance at true love. This is the story of Donald and the wall.