Life seemed to enjoy screwing you over. You thought getting dropped in another dimension was absurd at this point. You couldn't even die properly! [SCP X Reader] (From my Quotev account: I'm Not Here I Swear [NekoInu]) (Formerly titled "Anomalous")

'Ordinary', was not exactly the word Tony would use to describe the avengers. Far from it. No, between norse gods, walking science miracles, assassins, and more, the Avengers were anything but ordinary, and the things they delt with certainly weren't either. Still, it wasn't every day someone fell out of the sky. In other words: Thanos is screwing up Space and Time with his search for the Infinity stones. Edward Elric (as always) gets caught up in the mess. Now he has to save Earth, and get back to Amestris in time to stop Father. Could this get any better? Yes. Because the Aether is a Philosophers Stone. Great.