The title basically says it all, but a more in depth explanation: Hisoka loses a bet and has to work at McDonald's. It's very sad. Alexa, play despacito. Am I making a story because it's 2 Am and I want to procrastinate writing my other one? Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :D Please don't read this. It's going to be terrible. You're going to regret it. ... You're going to read it anyways, aren't you I hate my life. Trigger Warnings: If you're willingly going to read this you don't deserve trigger warnings I own Hisoka. I own McDonald's. You own nothing. I have stolen all your possessions while you were reading this description. Including you walls. I ate your walls. You deserved it.

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book

Do I really need to spell this out?

Yoshihiro Togashi might not want you all to learn this, but I do. So now you all get a book of conversations and events that I think are canon, they just weren't shown on screen. Such as: •what happened between Uvogin and Kurapika while they were headed to a disclosed location to fight at •What happened during the time at Trick Tower with all the applicants who passed waiting at the bottom •How all the not-original Phantom Troupe members became members •How Hisoka and Illumi met •Illumi's real name And much more - Trigger warnings: •Hisoka •Top secret information •HxH •No respect for original timeline •Hisoka •Idk, all actions scenes are described as "bang bang pow!" And "Ouchers, I got a boo boo🤕" so be prepared ig👍 I don't own any of the art in this book Still fighting for custody of hxh

『SOMETHING BAD IS 'BOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME』 『I DON'T KNOW IT, BUT I FEEL IT COMING』 『MIGHT BE SO SAD, MIGHT LEAVE MY NOSE RUNNING』 『I JUST HOPE SHE DON'T WANNA LEAVE ME』 『DON'T YOU GIVE ME UP, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP』 『HONEY, I BELONG WITH YOU, AND ONLY YOU, BABE』 『ONLY YOU, MY GIRL, ONLY YOU, BABE』 •TRAGEDY • LIGHT ANIME SPOILERS •ART CREDITS TO: UNKNOWN. IF YOU KNOW THE ARTIST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THEY CAN BE CREDITED SONG CREDITS: Dark Red -- Steve Lacy

Everything is found on the web. I own nothing, it belongs to the rightful owners. Start Date: November 29th, 2018 End Date: September 9th, 2019 Assistance came from @MariChat3 who added herself in. [Hehe... Enjoy! ~Mari]

Mostly Percy-centric ships. I'm willing to do the odd straight and/or non Percy-centric ships. Includes smut, fluff, and angst. Feel free to make requests. I am no longer making continuation oneshots in this book. Disclaimer: I do not own the Heroes of Olympus or Percy Jackson series. All rights go to Rick Riordan.

Every second you are not running Olaf is only getting closer

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)