!!!!PRETTY MUCH SATIRE!!!!(Wrote in 7th grade) What happens when the children of the golden trio decide to use a group chat with their parents to come out of the closet. What will they think of Albus dating a Malfoy. What will they do when they find out the person James is dating. Is there someone even more forbidden then Malfoy? And what about when they all get together to have dinner? Read find out.

Scorpius Malfoy didn't know what was going on. Albus, his best and only friend, had kissed him, and he liked it. === NON MAGICAL AU

"Was this the plan?" Scorpious asked, Albus' cheeks were still rosy, blushing harder and shaking his head. "No, not at all." - Hi I just like this pairing a ton and I'm seeng the play soon so let's write a fic. (cover made by me: the fan art isn't mine but if it's yours dm me i will credit you!)

albus: scorpius albus: scorpius albus: scorPIUS scorpius: WHAT albus: ur cute. albus: no homo. scorpius: we're DATING

"i think the world is falling apart and no one can make it better but you..." albus is in love. draining, destructive, deadly. he's stuck in something greater than he is. people who have been forgotten are not always gone... who else lurks in the shadows of voldemort, a villain dead, though his followers work effortlessly to revive what he started. albus is in love. is scorpius?

(popular albus x nerd scorpius) it's not scorpius's fault he's in love with albus potter. who isn't? as for albus, well, he's just trying to figure out why he's so enamoured by the quiet, slightly anxious nerd he was partnered with in potions class. based on a request i got on tumblr :)

Scorpius has been in love with his best friend, Albus Severus Potter, for years. However, he's much too frightened to open his mouth and tell the boy how he feels. Albus Potter has denied his feelings for Scorpius Malfoy ever since he met him, as he's always been frightened Scorpius wouldn't return the attraction. However, you can't hide these things from your best friend forever, so - who'll crack first?