-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .

Harry and Ginny are finally beginning to love life and relax. They get married, and begin getting more and more intimate until they discover that soon they'll be expecting... (COVER ART BY UPTHEHILLART, I DO NOT OWN, BUT CHECK OUT HER ARTWORK, IT IS STUNNING! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED) (part two of the Hinny trilogy!)

After James Sirius Potter is born, Ginny and Harry hardly have time to breathe. One weekend when Molly and Arthur watch James, things get a little steamy between the couple. Cover Credits: upthehillart --- if you haven't already, check out her artwork, it's stunning! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED (part one of the Hinny trilogy!)

Life has been crazy. With James and Albus running around, Harry and Ginny decide two is enough. But what happens after one crazy Halloween party, after one too many fire whiskey's? Another one is on the way. Will Ginny and Harry be able to maintain the 'perfect family' look that the media sees them as, or will this one bring them crashing down? (COVER ART BY: UPTHEHILLART, I DO NOT OWN, BUT CHECK OUT HER WORK, IT IS AMAZING! Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED) (part three of the Hinny trilogy!)

"When I die, we die." *** The sun hasn't risen for almost three hundred years and Serena's goal is to bring it back. After losing her best friend, Bea, Serena decides to carry on with her friend's death wish: bring back the sun. While embarking on her journey, Serena runs into Callum. He's as cruel as he is mysterious. Callum also wishes to bring back the sun and possesses one of the keys Serena desperately needs. Together, with multiple murder attempts, Serena and Callum seek to uncover the truth and locate the sun. But what if some truths are better left off unsaid? What if the past isn't as it seems? What if everything is a lie? What if the truth comes with a deadly price? Highest Rank: 73 in Forbidden *** Start: April 29, 2022 End: ???

The Scarwoods is a New Adult/Fantasy, about the not so typical life of Lavender Crossman. Adopted into the Scarwood family after a heartbreaking past, and learning about her new identity. Far from a world she even thought would be real, let alone, become her new normal. Is Lavender going to be able to cope with the pressure, hurt, and life she's now surrounded with? *** There are some themes in this book that may cause anxiety, or may be seen as triggering. Please read at your own discretion.

Meet Rachel Waters, a humorous and wacky girl who has an alarming addiction to ice-cream. She's also very curious. Extremely curious. As they say, curiosity killed the cat. But Rachel wasn't a cat. She was a human. Right? *seriously starts to doubt own made-up character's type of species* Anyway, she tries to see what's going on at a parking lot where no one happens to be. It all started when she tried to save a helpless-looking man named Jeff... WARNING: DEATH HAZARD. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CRINGEY MASTERPIECE THAT JUST MIGHT END UP KILLING YOU. THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A 12-15 YEAR OLD. YOU HAVE BEEN W A R N E D ! The Gangleader Owes Me Ice-Cream © by queenjunkfood Completed, Editing. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ENJOY :))))) HOPE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOKS LIKE I DID XD

Evanna Halls, a 12 year old girl tries to overcome her mental illnesses while dealing with bullies in school and a divorce from their parents. After a horrific accident, she is forced to move away from her normal life and move in with her dad, who became the step-father of 6 boys, making her their newest step-sister. Jayden, the youngest boy, who is the same age as her, despises her the most. Throughout the book, his backstory, along with many other dark secrets will be figured out. Author's Note:
I wrote this book when I was a teenager, during a time when I was working through a lot of intense feelings and experiences in my own life. The story reflects that period of my imagination and emotional processing. Some of the content involves abuse, bullying, and mental health struggles, and it may be difficult or triggering for some readers. I've shared this story because it helped me feel seen and understood when I needed it most, and I hope it can offer some sense of connection or comfort to others as well. Please take care of yourself while reading.