Book Of Sarcasm |✔

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

sarcasm

"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .

Growing Pains

Harry and Ginny are finally beginning to love life and relax. They get married, and begin getting more and more intimate until they discover that soon they'll be expecting... (COVER ART BY UPTHEHILLART, I DO NOT OWN, BUT CHECK OUT HER ARTWORK, IT IS STUNNING! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, ALL RIGHT...

Bun in the Oven

After James Sirius Potter is born, Ginny and Harry hardly have time to breathe. One weekend when Molly and Arthur watch James, things get a little steamy between the couple. Cover Credits: upthehillart --- if you haven't already, check out her artwork, it's stunning! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these character...

Lunar Eclipse

Life has been crazy. With James and Albus running around, Harry and Ginny decide two is enough. But what happens after one crazy Halloween party, after one too many fire whiskey's? Another one is on the way. Will Ginny and Harry be able to maintain the 'perfect family' look that the media sees them as, or will this o...

When I Die

"When I die, we die." *** The sun hasn't risen for almost three hundred years and Serena's goal is to bring it back. After losing her best friend, Bea, Serena decides to carry on with her friend's death wish: bring back the sun. While embarking on her journey, Serena runs into Callum. He's as cruel as he is mysteriou...

The Scarwoods

The Scarwoods is a New Adult/Fantasy, about the not so typical life of Lavender Crossman. Adopted into the Scarwood family after a heartbreaking past, and learning about her new identity. Far from a world she even thought would be real, let alone, become her new normal. Is Lavender going to be able to cope with the...

The Gangleader Owes Me Ice-Cream (COMPLETED, EDITING)

Meet Rachel Waters, a humorous and wacky girl who has an alarming addiction to ice-cream. She's also very curious. Extremely curious. As they say, curiosity killed the cat. But Rachel wasn't a cat. She was a human. Right? *seriously starts to doubt own made-up character's type of species* Anyway, she tries to see wha...

My Step-Brothers

Evanna Halls, a 12 year old girl tries to overcome her mental illnesses while dealing with bullies in school and a divorce from their parents. After a horrific accident, she is forced to move away from her normal life and move in with her dad, who became the step-father of 6 boys, making her their newest step-sister...

My Brothers

Evanna, who just woke up from her suicide attempt caused by the continuous abuse and bullying she went through, finds herself surrounded by her six step brothers- one of them being jayden, who realized that they used to be best friends before they met again. She goes through hard times, learning that she can trust her...