The Ministry's new laws to repopulate the Wizarding World mean marriage is a necessity. But Hermione doesn't want Ron. Reorganising her life, she makes some unusual friends in some unusual places. With a completely spontaneous marriage, Hermione Granger and Sirius Black try to make it work. After all, they're only the most opposite people in the world. (All hail the mighty JK who owns all characters)

When the Weasley twins pull a joke on Hermione it goes completely wrong and now she has to live with the consequences. While they try to figure out how to fix her, all three realize there are some feelings there that were not noticed before. will they work out or will Hermione hex them to the next wizarding war?

This story is set after the war, where Fred survives to final battle at Hogwarts. Hermione broke up with Ron when she returned to Hogwarts to complete her seventh year. She was head girl and passed with Outstanding in everything. Now she is training to be the new Transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts. What happens when the Weasley twins notice she is a young woman now? Will they get their girl? If so, do they marry? How does one date two people at once? Read and find out how Hermione Granger fell in-love with the Weasley twins.