Live like Spongebob and Patrick. Laugh out loud every day without a reason. And annoy mean people with your happiness. ~Teeanger Post #4084 ~

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This is my first book

Highest ranking: #1 ❝ Daddy's not home. Daddy is never home.❞ Imagine this. Your a bratty 6 year old, wearing a princess dress, waiting for your Daddy to come to play tea party, then BAM, he's not your Daddy anymore, instead, you have to share it with some other snobby freak. And the worst part is, he doesn't show up for tea time! What would any normal 6 year old do? Get the girl out of the way of course! Caution: There are some parts which include the following: Suicidal thoughts/actions, minor curse words. Also, be prepared for overly cliche characters, and drama.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.