Welcome to the Keanu Reeves oneshot book!not only will this include oneshots of Keanu,but also the characters he's played in his movies!

You are hired as a Nanny for Adam Driver and his wife's son. You take your job and professionalism very seriously, but when Adam and his wife get divorced and you're left living with Adam during the separation, Adam starts to see you in a different light. Could it be that the mysterious Mr. Driver may actually fall for you? ** I am in no way affiliated or represent Adam, his family, or any companies in this novel, nor is anything in here factual**

(Requests closed) I wanted to write this 'cause I'm a simp. Most of the information will be in the first chapter. Kind of gender neutral fluff but female anatomy in smut because I don't want to put dick/vagaygay/unisex in every sentence #69 in rhearipley on 26/5/22 - nice #4 in Demi 5/8/23 #113 in sexy 16/11/22 #3 in raw 12/12/22 #10 in pride 4/18/23

THIS IS SATIRE BUT STILL I'M SORRY

Rammstein memes

Title is self explanatory.

daily memes i'll post to keep you occupied while waiting for a story

Some images from online that I thought I would share.

When a young mermaid's tail turns into a pair of legs, she realizes that the human world isn't all that bad. She soon encounters and befriends a girl her age, and she's just so...nice. And pretty. Why does it seem to our mermaid like her feelings for this girl could be something more than just a friend?

So, this story is essentially a retelling of Anderson's little Mermaid, (With brief references to the movie). I have attempted to replicate his writing style to some degree and certain portions of the story follow his exact paragraph structure. However, I have written it to that the little mermaid falls in love with a female princess. I have also embellished it a bit to give it more of a theme than "Die for the people you love". It has ended up being much longer than the original but I am proud of it's similarities and of its differences.