This story is only written as a joke. You don't have to read it. But read my other story though.

12 students, with dark twisted paths, find each other when they need it most. But could these teenagers truly get along? Would they form friendships? More? Or would all hell break loose. Characters from PJO, HoO & ToA (possible TKC&MCGA, too) as mortals in high school. Includes Frazel, Solangelo, Percabeth, Valgrace & more! LGBTQIA+ representation!! None of these characters are mine. They all belong to Rick Riordan. Cover art not mine!!!

Annabeth Chase has had enough of Percy Jackson. He is known as the player of Goode High School. Most of the girls that date him end up in tears because of him. However, when one of her best friends gets hurt, she decides to set him straight. She uses her intelligence and strength to make the ultimate on-the-spot plan: A deal with the player. Percy has to go 3 months without any sexual experiences with any girl. Of course, he adds a condition of his own to the deal. Percy Jackson knows he's considered the player of the school, but it's honestly not fair. Yes, he dates a lot of girls and the relationships are purely sexual, but he always maintains his loyalty. However, no one knows his biggest secret: the one that explains why he's okay with being the player.

Being a half-blood isn't easy, and it doesn't get easier. Of course, fighting in two wars and being drafted into a third doesn't help. But there are those lucky ones. The ones who survive and move on, have families, education, life. Percy Jackson is not one of them. He's a demigod and apparently, a very powerful and hated wizard. Percy is tasked with helping the Wizard World, and protecting Harry Potter, which is hard to do when Harry wants nothing more than to kill him. ~~~ *Completed* Sequel is up! Check out Hidden Wisdom and Wizards :) ~~~ Rewrite is also up! Same title, but with gray cover. I highly recommend checking that out as well! ~~~ Highest Rankings: #1 Percy Jackson #1 Percabeth #1 Annabeth Chase #1 Wizards #1 Dark!Percy #1 Heroes of Olympus #1 Rick Riordan #1 PJOHOO #2 Crossover

𝐻𝒶𝓃𝒶𝒽𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒟𝒾𝓈𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 花吐き病 (Japanese); 하나하키병 (Korean); 花吐病 (Chinese) A fictional disease where the victim of unrequited or perceived one-sided love begins to cough up the petals and flowers of a flowering plant growing in their lungs, which will eventually render breathing impossible if left untreated. The disease lasts until the victim's feelings are reciprocated. Hanahaki can also be cured through surgical removal of the plants' roots, but this excision has the effect of removing the patient's capacity for romantic love. Will looked up from the book in disbelief. "You have got to be kidding me."

Tessa Gray is reckless, impulsive, short tempered and witty. Will Herondale is also reckless, impulsive, short tempered and witty. The pair have hated each other since childhood, but they share a dark secret. A secret that no one knows but them. A secret which tears them both apart inside. When Tessa and Will reunite after three years, their hatred and unknown emotions towards each other reignite. Tessa and Will may hate each other, but they both know that they are bound for life. ____________ All characters belong to Cassandra Clare.

A party at the Herondale house is nothing new, and certainly nothing happens that shouldn't. Until one night when there's a bit of a mix-up...and people wake up next to someone who isn't theirs to wake up to. Can they figure out their feelings before time runs out? Are they racing time, or each other? Or will their secrets come out before they should, and will people get hurt in the process? Will they fall in love with the wrong person... or should I say the right person? *Human AU* *All characters/quotes belong to Cassandra Clare. Plot is mine.* *Artwork is not mine.* *Ranked 1st in The Dark Artifices*

Will Herondale has been Tessa Gray's enemy, for years. He's rude, arrogant, and over-confident. All traits that Tessa cannot stand. She hates the way that he can get any girl he wants, and break hearts as easily as breaking glass. She wants nothing to do with him. Sadly for Tessa, she cannot escape Will, and finds herself feeling some sort of attachment to him, and Will to her. Will they both be able to overcome their problems, and see that they're meant to be? Or will they forever be enemies?

Tessa Gray is a good girl who never breaks the rules. Will Herondale is a bad boy who is with a different girl everyday. When Tessa moves to London, she is captivated by Will's looks, and arrogance. Will develops a strange liking to her, but Tessa knows that he is not good for her, and that they are too different. Will the pair overcome their differences and be together? Or will they say goodbye? This story is a bit more mature than my other stories, so read at your own discretion. Lastly, all rights go to Cassandra Clare :)

Will, can we please not call it this?! Tess, it's to late! Will, no! Too late! Will it isn't even about ducks! It's about our perspective one life- Too. Late WILL Well so you can probably tell this is Tessa and Will Herondale commenting about life. Tessa and Will don't always agree on things, (Like the title) but hey! They try! Enjoy!