❝𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏-𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎.❞ dazai x reader oneshots. ↪ requests : 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱. status : incomplete. slow updates. cover by @-yakuIt 💕 I DO NOT OWN BSD OR IT'S CHARACTERS! ❑ #1 in osamudazaixreader [31/08/20]

Because of my current obsession with this show I've decided to start a whole book just for the show

(Y/N) (L/N) was a wanted murderer and gambler. Despite her happy aura and love for plants, every time she gambled was always chased down with murder, at least that was until they was caught out by Yokohama's greatest detective. I do not own Bungou stray dogs or any of the characters. Please forgive my horrible writing as this is the first fanfic I'm writing atm. Hope you enjoy the ongoing story!

''Dazai, have you ever thought of raising a kid ?'' ''Do you want one ?'' Chuuya knew that the brunet didn't like kids, so he waved his own question off. ''No, juz asking.'' Dazai and Chuuya decided to take in two kids that lived on the streets, a nine year-old boy and his three year-old little sister. The girl was thrilled, but the boy was suspicious of them, because of their past, because of what happened between their parents. ✨ 21 year-old Soukoku ✨ Romance ✨ Kids ⚠️ Sex ⚠️ Suicide ⚠️ Domestic Violence ⚠️ Human Trafficking 🗞️ No. 2 in #doubleblack 🗞️ No. 8 in #dazaixchuuya 🗞️ No. 8 in #chuuya 🗞️ No. 12 in #soukoku 🗞️ No. 18 in #kunikidadoppo 🗞️ No. 25 in #nakaharachuuya 🗞️ No. 41 in #dachuu 🎨 Cover Art Credit : aka3kan (Twitter) 🎨 Content Art Credit : aka3kan (Twitter)

''It... it wasn't you...'' That was the worst way possible to break the truth to him. On a job in Hiroshima, Chuuya was drunk. He had a one-night-stand with a guy at the hotel, whom he didn't know. He wanted to confess and apologize to Dazai, but he didn't have the courage to do that because he didn't want to lose everything that they had. But at the end, he failed to cover it up. And right when he thought things couldn't get any worse, they just kept worsening. ✨ 18 year-old Soukoku ✨ Romance ⚠️ Sex ⚠️ Blood ⚠️ Self harm ⚠️ Character death 🗞️ No. 1 in #dachuu 🗞️ No. 5 in #doubleblack 🗞️ No. 8 in #dazaixchuuya 🗞️ No. 12 in #soukoku 🗞️ No. 72 in #nakaharachuuya 🎨 Cover Art Credit : rokkyun1 (Twitter) 🎨 Content Art Credit : *unknown*

'''Can you... can you not look ?'' Chuuya was shocked at his words. He didn't realize that taking his body meant that he could see whatever's underneath, when the bandages wouldn't be there to hide them. What if Soukoku had their body switched for a week ? What if Dazai was forced to use Corruption when Chuuya wasn't there ? Will he make it ? ✨ 17 year-old Soukoku ✨ Romance ⚠️ Scars ⚠️ Blood ⚠️ Violence 🗞️ No. 6 in #dachuu 🗞️ No. 16 in #doubleblack 🗞️ No. 24 in #dazaiosamu 🗞️ No. 41 in #soukoku 🗞️ No. 40 in #nakaharachuuya 🗞️ No. 81 in #bungostraydogs 🗞️ No. 84 in #dazai 🗞️ No. 99 in #dazaixchuuya 🎨 Cover Art Credit : aka3kan (Twitter) 🎨 Content Art Credit : krgr_78 (Twitter)

''You used yourself as bait .'' Dazai couldn't see the problem here. What's the shorty upset about ? ''You could've died YOU IDIOT !'' Chuuya snapped as if he could read the question that was on the brunet's mind seconds ago. The next morning, Dazai was going to intrude Chuuya's room and aggressively pull him out of his slumber. But his room was empty. He wasn't in Mori's office, he wasn't answering his phone, he wasn't lying drunk anywhere near the bar. Where was he ? What happened ? Was he in danger ? ✨ 16 year-old Soukoku ✨ Romance ⚠️ Torture ⚠️ Blood ⚠️ Self harm 🗞️ No. 1 in #dachuu 🗞️ No. 1 in #dazaixchuuya 🗞️ No. 2 in #nakaharachuuya 🗞️ No. 2 in #chuuya 🗞️ No. 4 in #dazai 🗞️ No. 12 in #soukoku 🗞️ No. 25 in #doubleblack 🗞️ No. 69 in #dazaiosamu 🎨 Cover Art Credit : pooooochi0429 (Twitter) 🎨 Content Art Credit : *unknown*

In a joint mission with Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency have encountered Guild Member Edgar Allan Poe's first and only romance book. When Higuchi read it, doubting its danger, the book has sucked in Soukoku and Shin Soukoku inside it. To get them out, the Agency and Port Mafia have to read and complete at least one of Poe's stories, for each pair. Almost all of them ends with a romantic scene that would surely damage the reputation of the four men. Inspired by Hamefura's episode eight, with Soukoku and Shin Soukoku as Katarina and the suitors (and vice versa). Higuchi, Kyouka, Kouyou and Lucy are basically Mary. With the rest being Maria who tries to calm down Mary (the four women). It won't end well. And I'm gonna have so much fun writing this story~ *Evil Laughter Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for this story. Bungou Stray Dogs and its characters belong of Asagiri Kafka.

As someone in the Armed Detective Agency, you would think that Y/n L/n would at least be a little bit productive during the day. Well, you're wrong. However, he always seems to be wide awake during the night, earning himself the nickname "Lazy Workaholic". Y/n L/n knows little to nothing about his childhood, and, honestly, he seemed to be okay with it. But what would happen when a new kid joins the ADA? Adventure follows and so does the Port Mafia and many other "villainous" groups. Join Y/n on how he can keep his ability a secret, how he has to deal with multiple people who have fallen for him, and how he can stop being hunted by this angel. Will he die trying to run away? Or, will he thrive being himself? 「︎Bungo Stray Dogs x Male reader」︎ 「︎Slow Updates」︎

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