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[COMPLETED] 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ⏤ 𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❪ Song Y/N is an average 21 year old single mother, endeavoring to survive in this cruel world. The past which still haunts her and the future that creeps her out, doesn't let her relish her life. She feels helpless and endeavors to evade every obstacle to make a better future for her son until one night she was offered a deal... A deal that can either make her fly in the immensely colossal sky or make her fall from the little flight she has taken. Jeon Jungkook is a cruel, ruthless and arrogant ascendant figure of Korea's underworld business. Despite having an aura that can haunt any person to their bones, his heart craves for love from deep inside. When he meets Song Y/ N, he kenned he just wanted her... One way or another. ❫ ❛𝘈 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘶𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴.❜ Cover: @Jeonzenix ❴ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭❵ ꔫ 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ↓ • #4 in jeon under 8.8k stories • #1 in jungkookmafia under 170 stories • #1 in koo under 218 stories • #1 in jeongguk under 10.5k stories

|𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃| ❝The moment I put this ring on your finger, you became my property.❞ ━━━━━━━༻𝓟･𝓑࿔━━━━━━━ 𝗪𝗔𝗥 𝗔𝗨 ❦ 2044. In a country of war, where dictatorship predominates, the fight for power becomes cruel under Gi Jong's regime. Surrounded by walls and Uchi devotees, she experiences the other side of the war while being forced to face an arranged marriage, unwanted pregnancy, family conflicts, submission, and rivalry. ˣ ˣ ˣ ⚠️ +𝟷𝟾 | 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 ⚠️

you stare at the crazed, hungry beast before you, eyes brimming with appetite for your human body. his demon persuasions were so cold yet soul-breaking, restraint slipped out of your fingers like sand. what hurt and turned you on even more was that the gorgeous incubus transformed itself into your step-brother with every new blink of your eyes. he was smirking, he knew you were like a thirsty maiden in the sahara. he fucking knew how you always wanted your step-brother to fuck you like one of his sluts. ruthless, hard and dirty. "jeongguk..." you choked, going ahead to touch it's waxy flesh. "baby sis, is this what you wanted? me to brutally fuck your slicky cunny?" the crude whisper wasn't the demon's voice anymore, it was jeongguk's. your body convulsed into submission instantly, too instantly. "please, gukkie. need you so bad." 》》》♡《《《 》 mature content. 》oneshot

"Shh, crying isn't going to help you. It's just going to make me hard, princess." What happens when suddenly one night you travel back in time, a dangerously cruel yet good-looking king tells you that you're his wife and that he loves you, but does he really do? Or there's more secrets to unfold? _____ PLEASE DON'T READ IF NON-CON TRIGGERS YOU, I WRITE ABOUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I SUPPORT IT!! [ WARNING - mature content, non-con explicit scenes, gore and death ] ©ComfortKook

Jungkook the golden maknae being submissive. ? "If you be a good boy...Imma show you the heaven.." He moans just to listen to your voice completely in dominance. "...but, if you don't, then imma drown you in hell" you smirk and he bite his lips hard.

A simple cute, soft hearted princess. forced to marry a man she doesn't even know about. She met her soon to be husband but was highly dissatisfied and disappointed and just wanted to get away from everything. will she be able to get away? and if she does where will she go? why is it Travelled love? why is the story's cover of jungkook as a spy? And how is jungkook and y/n connected? to find out you have to read 😉

Some of my best written Jungkook oneshot and twoshot smut stories,sweet, A lot of fluff, kinky stuff, 18+ content. sexual content trigger warnings. read only if you are comfortable. enjoy! original work , ©copyright infringement do not copy or translate into another language.

Jeon Jungkook was a boy you used to take care of. But now he wants to show you that he's not a little boy anymore & he's more than ready to take care of you....... 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Sexually themed short story. #3 in BTSJeonJungkook (As of 7•12•21) Peaked at: #1 in BTSJeonJungkook (5•21) #2 in BTSJeonJungkook (6•21)

Just a collection of oneshots and hot steamy smut of JK × × Contains mature contents and explicit smut scene 🔞 × × Enjoy 💜