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❝The moment I put this ring on your finger, you became my property.❞ ━━━━━━━༻𝓟･𝓑࿔━━━━━━━ 2044. Korea is one country now. One government, one flag, one man. Gi Jong's regime decides what people see, what they know, and who they're allowed to be. Behind the walls, civilians go about their lives. Outside them, a war has been running for years. The one Lee Jieun's father started, and that she kept going after he died. She was captured. And Gi Jong found something better to do with her than a bullet. A marriage to General Kang Jaehan, the man who spent years hunting her, and put them both in front of cameras as proof the war is over. Her sister stays in a military cell. The terms are simple: cooperate, or the young girl pays for it. Jieun has no army. She has no Kawa. She has a husband she despises, a regime expecting an heir, and a wedding ring that is also a leash. But she is inside the walls now, close to the people running the war. And she is paying attention. ⚠️ +𝟷𝟾 | 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 ⚠️

you stare at the crazed, hungry beast before you, eyes brimming with appetite for your human body. his demon persuasions were so cold yet soul-breaking, restraint slipped out of your fingers like sand. what hurt and turned you on even more was that the gorgeous incubus transformed itself into your step-brother with every new blink of your eyes. he was smirking, he knew you were like a thirsty maiden in the sahara. he fucking knew how you always wanted your step-brother to fuck you like one of his sluts. ruthless, hard and dirty. "jeongguk..." you choked, going ahead to touch it's waxy flesh. "baby sis, is this what you wanted? me to brutally fuck your slicky cunny?" the crude whisper wasn't the demon's voice anymore, it was jeongguk's. your body convulsed into submission instantly, too instantly. "please, gukkie. need you so bad." 》》》♡《《《 》 mature content. 》oneshot

"Shh, crying isn't going to help you. It's just going to make me hard, princess." What happens when suddenly one night you travel back in time, a dangerously cruel yet good-looking king tells you that you're his wife and that he loves you, but does he really do? Or there's more secrets to unfold? _____ PLEASE DON'T READ IF NON-CON TRIGGERS YOU, I WRITE ABOUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I SUPPORT IT!! [ WARNING - mature content, non-con explicit scenes, gore and death ] ©ComfortKook

Jungkook the golden maknae being submissive. ? "If you be a good boy...Imma show you the heaven.." He moans just to listen to your voice completely in dominance. "...but, if you don't, then imma drown you in hell" you smirk and he bite his lips hard.

A simple cute, soft hearted princess. forced to marry a man she doesn't even know about. She met her soon to be husband but was highly dissatisfied and disappointed and just wanted to get away from everything. will she be able to get away? and if she does where will she go? why is it Travelled love? why is the story's cover of jungkook as a spy? And how is jungkook and y/n connected? to find out you have to read 😉

Some of my best written Jungkook oneshot and twoshot smut stories,sweet, A lot of fluff, kinky stuff, 18+ content. sexual content trigger warnings. read only if you are comfortable. enjoy! original work , ©copyright infringement do not copy or translate into another language.

Jeon Jungkook was a boy you used to take care of. But now he wants to show you that he's not a little boy anymore & he's more than ready to take care of you....... 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Sexually themed short story. #3 in BTSJeonJungkook (As of 7•12•21) Peaked at: #1 in BTSJeonJungkook (5•21) #2 in BTSJeonJungkook (6•21)

"The world isn't a dreamland. The world shouldn't be called pure paradise, it's pure evil. And no one here takes the right decisions. But I do. The world deserves to be cleaned from bastards like them. And I don't regret doing what I did. It's the right thing to do, and we both know it." The way he stared deep into my soul, made me shiver and tremble. This isn't him, the man I know. The moment I saw all those things, I couldn't believe myself. How could he? It's pure evil, a disaster that needs to come to an end. I shouldn't do it, but I have to. I have to end this madness. No matter what. I see them taking him away from me, as he looks at me one last time before smiling, then saying. "I'll come back just for you. You better run when I do."