It's been years since you left the little town of South Park. But you're finally back in town and your guess is some things have changed. The very moment you stepped into the cafeteria all eyes were on you. Ignoring them you were looking for some old friends. But how will they feel once they see "Duchebag" back in town? You've grown up and they somehow had one thing in mind, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?! Boyxboy, welcome home kids!! 11.09 - #25 Southpark 11.09 - #17 sememalereader Text Copyright©Dark_Ashes_™2020- Cover Copyright©Dark_Ashes_™2020

Title says it all, because I can. !WRITING MIGHT BE BAD CUZ I DIDINT WANNA POST IT BUT HERE I AM AND LIKE... SHIT SO YA This might also have creepy pastas ☁️-fluff 🍋-lemon(smut)

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.