my name Jeff

A sexy love story. Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more. A racey love triangle 😍💅 Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more 👀 This is completely satirical but it has a plot strangely enough 💀 MAIN THEMES: JoexTrump date, Bad Sex, sabotaged election, coming out 🏳️‍🌈, wedding, honeymoon on the Titanic and more... Features crazy unhinged Photoshop and songs I'm not paying for your therapy okay?

a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

your new lord and savior

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry