Sollux hears a little story from his matesprit that has to do with a certain fishy asshole he knows. Things go a bit too overboard when the Captor lets his rage get the better of him. WARNING: This is NOT a shippy Erisol fanfiction. The character x character in the title is simply because those are the main people focused on in the story.

When Jake gets addicted to Flappy Bird, a popular app that infuriates people due to its simplicity, Dirk finds it hard to get his attention.