This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Object High, a famous school for talented people. OJ Citrus and Firey Burns, 2 friends are now trapped in the school with 18 others by a psychotic speakerphone with only one way out. Perform the perfect murder. Contains Swearing, violence and deaths

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. Inspired by the vocaloid song, Fear Garden! This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

WARNING !!! This is a comic with images that depict gore and blood!!! Test Tube decides her Yin-Yang experiment wasn't enough for her Her experiments with chemicals and solutions aren't enough either. So she decides to try something new And her "friends" are the perfect subjects.

This is an art book!!!! I draw a lot of objects!!! (Mostly BFB 😻) but also other shows ❤️ And lots of rare pairs ❤️ :•)

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture painted in blood can be just as pretty. Trigger Warnings: Murder, Suicide, Mental Illness, Claustrophobia, Extreme Violence, and some cussing. Cover art credit to a wonderful friend of mine, Shiiro on amino! All characters and rights reserved to the proper owners. Thank all of you so much for the support. This was my first story and it means the world to me, truly!!

The world is being ripped apart at it's seams, and it's up to 10 assigned gods to see the mortal plane back together. But all of them are children or just barely adults... And one of the gods is not as they seem... Will these newly crowned gods be able to overcome the darkness that is being unleashed? --- #1 in Inanimate Insanity! #1 in paper! #1 in bow! #1 in mephone! #1 in cobs! #1 in nickel! #1 in microphone! #1 in Marshmallow! #1 in candle! #1 in mic! #1 in OJ! #1 in apple! #1 in II! #1 in balloon! #1 in ballooninanimateinsanity! #1 in Lightbulb!

An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main character is Black Hole who goes as far as to use a fake name and avoid talk of where he's from to keep his 'species' under wraps and fit in with the rest. Cover made by CT_Teni

You thought you could get rid of me. But it's only a matter of time now. Thanks to you... I found a vessel of someone much stronger. I will finish what I have started. - Day turned to night- comet after comet passed through. But they had broken out of it. The cursed prison that held them behind a metal wall for ages. And with their freedom, they wish to bring them all back- to uncover the truth of what really happened in Yoyle City. But when objects, old and new, begin to disappear- they realize that this nightmare was far from over. ... A sequel to my au, Fear Garden. Again, inspired by the vocaloid song, Fear Garden! This story contains gore (HEAVY GORE), death, and upsetting topics (attempted su!cide), that are unsettling, so if you're young, DON'T READ. Enjoy. © All Rights Reserved

A groupchat with BFB characters. Includes -Weird Ships -Stupid Drama -Gelatin being a little troublemaker -Donut and Barf Bag being the best parents ever