SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 AND 2!!!! This is fan made and not at all related to the original season 3 of good omens. I own no rights to the good omens franchise. With that being said: enjoy! TW: swearing(duh), violence, death, mention of suicide, gay people (If you don't like that then don't read it), angst (art by dotstronaut on tumblr) Probably not gonna continue this.

"Oh. Yeah." Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. "Come to New York with me tomorrow?" Aziraphale blinked. "Why?" "To see how Warlock is doing," Crowley said, as if that was obvious. "Warlock?" He blinked again, and Crowley looked annoyed. Unfortunately what came out of his mouth was, "You were the one who suggested killing the boy." "It wasn't personal." Crowley took off his dark glasses, apparently the better to glare at him. "He's still our kid." "B-but, Crowley, he's not our kid," Aziraphale said helplessly, wondering if Crowley was going insane or if he was. "You're a terrible father for an angel," Crowley said, accusingly. "I'm a demon, and I make a far better mother." --- Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him anyway.

𝙤𝙠𝘼𝙔 𝙎𝙊 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀, 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 6. 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙄 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 1-5 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩- The title says it all, my dudes. Slow updates by the way so- Y e a h Just a disclaimer, I DO take requests, but I can only do so much that I may not do it exactly to your liking. For example: If I dont do your request/idea, I'm deeply sorry about it. Please dont feel bad. I liked the story behind it, but I just couldnt get my mind set on it. I will NOT do a Aziraphale/Crowley x Reader. It's not that I hate it, I'm just not very comfortable with the idea of it. You read what you like, I'm just not very fond of (insert character name here) x Reader. I will NOT do a Female!Crowley x Aziraphale or Female!Aziraphale x Crowley, because sometimes I'm not comfortable with using a ship to make one male into a permanent female. I will NOT do any other ship outside of Aziraphale x Crowley. This book has to be just about our Ineffable Husbands Started: June 6th, 2019 Finished:

just a collection of short crowley x aziraphale stories i wrote!

Our story begins again, or rather continues, a few months after the world explosion escaped and just before the beginning of new problems. It continues with an angel and a demon who, by saving the earth, have created new bonds not only with humans but also between the darker factions of heaven and hell.

Just a bunch of oneshots with ineffable husbands and a pinch of ineffable bureaucracy. Contains: Fluff Angst Maybe a smutshot or two Some crack And lots of Ineffable husbands *FINISHED*

A collection of one-shots primarily featuring Ineffable Husbands! *** Cover Art: F.GAR *** TWs: Blood/Gore, Accidental/Suicide

I'm aware this won't get many (if any) reads but I have really wanted a lucifer and good omens cross over but not happening so I might as well write one! XD

Just more short stories about the two crackheads we all love!

I LOVE THESE AND I QUITLY SCREAMED AT ALL OF THEM credit given most from insta and if a post on insta is in parts then I will post all together ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😇 😈