BOOK COVER MADE BY MY BIG MEATY HANDS 👹👹👹👹 shrek was a cutesy uwu highschool anime girl who managed his way around getting hit on by tons of hotties, but it's never gotten rid of his eyes for his one and only senpai: obama after the bathroom altercation, more than just their relationship grow bigger 😫 until someone tries to get in the way of it.... UPDATES DAILY AT UNGODLY HOURS ⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ i'm not paying for your therapy. if you get scarred for life i am not responsible 🗿 THIS BOOK WILL HAVE: swearing murder vehicular manslaughter tax fraud smut

Ok so this isnt mine but the original person who made this deleted there account and im making a bloody fanfic off of this so i might as well put this on here also before reading this is called the worst fanfic of all time. i did not make this i own nothing of this

Willy and Shrek get very spicy in the bedroom 🥵🔥 🌶️ 🍋 Then their toxic exes show up 😤😠😡🤬 But is it real love? 🤑🥴🤕🤪 Disclaimer: Not for small children who love shrek unless you want to be scarred for life. 18+ Best ranking: #69 in shrekisloveshrekislife

A collection of crack fic one shots. VRY FUnni!1

Male Mavis x Female Reader Based on the movie Hotel Transylvania. (Y/n) = Your Name (H/l) = Hair Length (H/c) = Hair Color (E/c) = Eye Color (S/c) = Skin Color I OWN NOTHING!!!

I ran sobbing to the boys restrooms on the 3rd floor. Suddenly I run into a tall, blond haired figure, skin as white as paper..He helped me to the restroom and I realised who it was... Draco Malfoy This story is set in 6th year

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

getting the McD #1 in ronaldmcdonald

don't read it

18+ 🥵😩 Barney x reader