All my thoughts and stuff in a book. No one's probably going to read this, but whatever. This will probably have a lot of grammar/spelling mistakes, but whatever.

"Welcome to The Missionary Position, and I'm not talking about the band." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Meet Sophie Evans and Jackson Laine - two very different people caught up in the classic "boy meets girl" scenario... sort of. When one of Jackson's bandmates goes completely AWOL, Sophie finds herself hastily recruited as a stand-in percussionist for his infamous garage band, The Missionary Position. Even though she has only minimal drumming skills (as in, none at all), she accepts the position, and the adventures with Jackson that it entails. But can this awkwardly formed friendship endure all the obstacles in its way? Scheming friends, angry Germans, shady gigs, a cursed talent show and - worst of all - the apparent sexual tension that rapidly forms between them? Find out in this nostalgic comedy that will take you right back to your emo phase. Tingling with sarcasm and dirty wit, yet also steeped with heart, friendship, and change, the story of Sophie and Jackson reminds makes us consider not only how we love, but why. **A WATTPAD PICKS STORY (UNDISCOVERED, FOR NOW) 1/19/18** **HIGHEST RANK #385 IN HUMOR**

Lexi Houston, a sixteen-year-old genius student, lives an uneventful life in California, homeschooled by her mom. All that is about to change as Lexi is sent to Sydney, Australia, to attend university alongside her three older overprotective brothers. ~~~ 2020 All Rights Reserved

Just one mission. Abby Haywood was hired for one "harmless" mission, working with a small Republic clone force. So what could happen? (The famous last words). Abby is a bounty hunter, just sixteen years old, but manages to make her way through the universe. She flies solo most of the time and isn't all that well-known either. But when it's the legendary Bad Batch who hires her of all people to assist them on a mission, little did she know that her entire life would change forever. Highest ranks: #1 in clones 9/24/20, #1 in silliness 12/11/20 #1 in thebadbatch 10/15/20, #1 in wrecker 12/11/20, some more that I didn't bother to note, #7 in StarWars 5/5/21, #1 in tech 5/8/21, #8 in comfort Disclaimer: Cover art is not mine, credit to the artist and I (unfortunately) do not own Star Wars or its characters. I only own my OCs and the plot, as well as most of the illustrations. SEQUEL 'THE UNMAKING' IS UP NOW! Note: this fic should only be found on Wattpad. If your on another site, pls come over here instead :)