Ushy gushy my p*ssy he wanna take him a looky got your ... in lovely said I don't f*ck like no rookie If I give him the cookie, he gotta pay just to book me Cashapp is ShayDee5, take it all, I'm a f*cking bully He told me, "Stay the night" S*it, I might If that ... spend a check then ima ride it like a bike Make that ... give me neck and then I tell him, "Take a Hike" If he special then I'm singing to that d*ck just like a Mic It's ight Good p*ssy don't never got to wait And good p*ssy gon' forever stay paid Gave him sloppy head and then he clean up like a Maid Always been a queen, I take your ... call it spades

- has smut albeit in an extremely jokey manner that i personally wouldn't take seriously - u can ask me what to write if u want

🥞 pancakes🥞

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Yeah title ig

it will contain these following object shows: -object terror -paper puppets take 2 -vortexes and velvets -contest for millions of thousands -the nightly manor -the daily object show +tiny taco tales -inanimate insanity -BFDI/BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT -HfjONE -yet another gameshow -race for the keys -battle for coccyx/bfc (associated with CFMOT)

im tired