We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitments what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna turn around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

player bouchard x reader synopsis; y/n, being a bored, mischievous teenager who had a considerable amount of hacking skills created an annoying but harmless virus that plays rick astley's 'never gonna give you up' on loop for an hour every six hours for nine days on the device that catches it. some of the few devices that caught it were the main operators at V.I.L.E. HQ, and player's computer. both V.I.L.E. and team carmen believe it's the other party that did it, until it's found out that a random teenager hacked into both their systems by accident. __________________________________________ genre; comedy/crack ships involved; y/n x player, tidbits of red crackle, tidbits of julethief, tidbits of jeantonio tropes involved; kinda enemies to friends to lovers??the enemies to friends part takes like three days and the rest takes the entire rest of the book lmao, found family (hopefully), y/n is bi, player's real name in this story is peter, y/n (me) fawning over carmen, player is ADHD bc i said so, TBA content warnings; swearing, mild jokes about kidnapping, mild actual kidnapping, y/n having intrusive thoughts and mild panic attacks, cringe, TBA ___________________________________________ i only own this story and my own ocs. player bouchard, the other canon characters that are involved in this story and the carmen sandiego 2019 reboot are owned by netflix. y/n is technically owned by you i guess? i get to see them on the weekends though. disclaimer; stfu i know the show ended years ago, this is the most self-indulgent thing i have ever written. i came up with this book because of a dream. shut up. enjoy. bon appetit, bitches. also when i say this gets updated slowly i fucking mean it. i update once every 5 years.