The stories aren't mine. I have them from Archive Of our Own, credits to the people who created them. ___ Edit: 40k READS? DAMN, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH LMAOAK check out the new posts! <3

Bathe in this bathtub of a book filled with holy water. Recently read smut and want to revive yourself? Problem solved! HOLY WATER MY CHILDREN No one will probably read this but it's ok because I need this book too.

Ted sure loves his chicken...

Title says it all. Enjoy!