"...isn't it unusual for a baby to write when they're still nine months old?" America is well known for his annoying yet humorous personality. If you ask the adults around the Virtus City, you'll be surprised by how well known he is, especially among the military soldiers and some big company leaders. But how? Not once had America visit the military area nor go around the city to do business with any chairmen of companies... or had he? The journey started back when he was three, long before he even know what the word "sorry" is. ☆Rini's CHs Default Universe: America's Backstory (Revamped)☆ Note: This fanfic DOES NOT contain ANY historical events, nor inspired by it. TRIGGER WARNINGS: • Violence • Swear words ----------------------------------------------------------------- READ THIS: This is the revamped version of the OG Pretending Stupid (check my profile to read), so the story will be a bit different from the original/old. The story is originally a Countryhumans fanfic, but instead of deciding the characteristics based on real life countries, all of the Countryhumans in my version are human based (they have complex personalities). I DO NOT tolerate nor give permission to reupload this work anywhere! And please DO NOT get HEAVILY INSPIRED nor STEAL the ideas from this work (cuz it came directly from my last two braincells duh). Lastly, this work doe not mean to offend anyone at all, but if you do feel like that, please don't take it seriously. This is just for fun! :)

Due to Russia and America's mutual hatred and clashing personalities, contentions are high. However, an unfortunate event causes them to become handcuffed together. How will these countries- who absolutely hate each other - manage to cooperate? • This story will contain occasional swearing, written descriptions of awkward moments, weapons, and eventually Rusame. • Cover made by me!

Gifts, a rare unimaginable power that could break physics as we know them. Acquiring one is rare and only thirty percent get them; But being born with one is Impossible, it's never happened and never will... unless. The United States of America a random teenager that just showed up out of nowhere. Who also apparently has an early gift. The Russian Federation, son of the gifted USSR. Always following rules, unless if he doesn't get a good outcome, is a star student with straight A's. What will woman Fate have planned with these two strong nations? ⚠️ Art is not mine ⚠️ Yes I know it's similar to whoever made the other one, it's inspired, I tried changing their personality's and gifts/powers. ⚠️DISCONTINUED⚠️

(This fanfiction is finished, the button doesn't work) I'll see you tonight for dinner, son. -mom Five years since I pass the door of this house. I left this home five years ago to love with my best friend family. They became my family while I became their. Tonight, I am back to my biological family for a dinner. We all know it won't go as planned but I am used to it. After all, the Slavic are chaotic people as well. It's not the same type of mayhem but, let's see what is going to happen. This book is not historically accurate and some of the ship don't make much sense. That what happens when you daydream in class.. None of the art is mine. I found them on tweeter some weeks and I don't remember the artists names. I'll change the covers and images later so I can give the artists credit. Sovame ( later in the story if I don't loose motivation) Canakraine Belamex (Belarus x Mexico... this doesn't make sense but I thought that it could make sense with the story) France x Britain France x Third Reich Gerpol Russia x China I'll add things when I get a new idea or a change in the story. For now that it, enjoy:)

The Cold War. Over 50 years of battles were fought between two ideologies, sponsored by the two most powerful countries in the world. On one side, the United States of America and capitalism. On the other side, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. And in this standoff of nations, war is not an option. But still, only one can remain. (Cover art by @TheEverlastingOne)

[Disclaimer: This is cringe] "Pa, where is Florida-man?" "W-What if he went back to papá?" ~~ When Florida seems to go missing, everyone panics. There's absolutely no trace of the state, until America finds a seemingly blunt note. Where had Florida gone? A place nobody was supposed to know about; The Library of Knowledge. ~~ [None of the Art in this book is mine.] [Yes, this may include stereotypical features] [started: Monday, January 6th, 2020] [Completed: Monday, April 29th, 2020] [TLOK Book One] [NOT POSTED ON MY Ao3]

America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.

(Cover Was Drawn By Me) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ China always had bad habits. He had a criminal history. For him, it was the norm. What he never expected was that the schools Mr. Perfect, America; was not as 'perfect' as everyone assumed. China found it out and let me tell you; he'd become quite fond of 'Mr. Perfect'

France and Britain are often away from the castle and their kids, the English siblings were raised by maids and servants, Canada was taught how to be a true leader so he didn't have much of a childhood, and America just being the backup prince took his time to goof around the castle avoiding his limited responsibilities, Australia the oldest and at one point only daughter took a liking to the knights and would often sneak off from her studies to watch them train, wishing to be the head of the royal guard, Nz once a young boy took a liking to the arts and whatever study the library could offer, now shes a well-educated princess still eager to learn more. As for the Slavic family, R.e the father was a religious man raising his children to respect the church, Soviet the oldest actively rebelled against this idea doubtful of gods ability to run a nation he spent his time learning how to properly run a nation, while Russia the second oldest took care of his siblings and when he wasn't he spent his time at the church or studying in the library however if you were close with him you could definitely say he was a respectable and friendly person despite coming off as cold and intimidating. This is a love story involving both kingdoms, and this love story starts as many do with an elegant ball filled with royals and nobles from every corner of the world.

America is told by his family that his father found a job in a small town. He is told that they will move. America is sad and angry about the move because he must leave his friends behind. However, america finds a mysterious book he but it in his bag. He finds a private place and opens it, he feels his body merge as he turns into a fluffy mammal. Read to find out what happens <33 Please note that im an awful writer and im trying to get better (criticism is helpful) also the whole book is in americas point of view Also the story may change so the description may not be 100% accurate