Albert and Jake are best friends. They have known each other or years. They have the same job, and same hobbies. But how will thing go when Jake decides to move to Florida? Credit to the story "Puppy" for inspiration. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE IMAGES OR ART IN THIS STORY!

■A Jalbert Asylum AU■ "I want you." "You don't know what you really want, Albert." _¥0UR |\/|I|\|Đ I§ T○○ |\/|€§§3Đ UP T○ Ķ|\|0W ¥0UŘ Đ3§IR€$_

It is a one shot. This is a universe in which the male sex can get pregnant. WARNING: SMUTTY ALERT

jake gets albert's number on kik from the search bar.

Jake has been a CIA agent for almost 10 years now and he has always completed his missions. One day his boss gives him a mission to expose and capture a world known assassin which Jake can not for fill due to his mistaken love for the man behind the mask. A/N: this is an AU in which Jake is an CIA agent and Albert is a world known assassin. Warnings: Gore, Cussing

Aww jalbert is awesome

*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go. BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain: * Fluff and will be sappy * Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit * Hurt/Comfort * AU * At least something depressing Yeah. No hate towards Lana. Or Jalbert. We don't take haters here. Anyways if you have any ideas, feel free to tell me!! Enjoy! ~ Ana.

Jake takes an unexpected visit to Lana and Albert's place. Jake secretly falls in love with Albert and when Lana finds out about Jake's big crush it's a fight to see who will win over Albert first. A/N: this is my first book so bare with me please lol Warnings: smut, cutting, depressing thoughts.

Albert has uncontrollable feelings for Jake, and Lana's distancing away from Albert by the day, one day, Lana leaves the house after an argument, and Albert is left single and alone...