Sometimes you just have to explain to your dad who's thousands of years old what a pride parade is, and it's great that he's so old because he accepts you without question. Art is by me!

Its just as the title suggests jnjgjgfhhk art in cover by yours truly its catboy Benrey being pet by Gordon >:]

cringe culture is DEAD this is just where i'm gonna put oneshots sidhdjnfr ok bye

(Cover art made by ana-shelley on Tumblr) Instead of making two separate books like I usually do, I decided to mash all my ideas into one place. This is of course a book about the Half Life VR AI characters. I do not own any of these characters, I am simply interpreting them into this book. This will be a compilation of scenarios and oneshots, all x readers, for your viewing pleasure. You can request though I will right the occasional chapter when I get the ideas and motivation for it. Please don't mistake this for my normal Half-Life book of similar stature, which should be coming soon if I remember about it. Updates may not be to frequent due to life situations. May stop updating once I grow uninterested in the fandom.

Please stop reading this it's old and cringe- Here's the old description though: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ʟᴏᴛs ᴏf sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪf ɪ fᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ.) Also, ＡＬＬ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＡＲＴ ＩＮ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＭＩＮＥ ＳＯ ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＥＶＥＮ ＴＲＹ ＩＴ . ᕼ𝓲 Ɨ'ⓜ в𝑜ŕⒺᵈ 😳✌ So yeah this is just an excuse to post HLVRAI art and for me to actually write something for once. (Just maybe though, no promises!) For the record, I'm just planning to just write random oneshots here and there and that's it. Though, I did do a whole-ass animatic sooooo... 👀 Idk we'll see when we get there-

I decided to make a oneshot book about hlvrai since there are barely any [REQUEST OPEN] I suck at literature but I hope to get better so I can write better oneshots for you guys VOTE ON MY STORY OR I WILL FIND U😍😍 *all of the images that are shown are NOT mine* DONT READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS THEY ARE FUCKING CRINGE

I believe the cover picture of by @ barney--calhoun on Tumblr Post Resonance Cascade Both Frenrey and Boomer What if Benrey came back? No... there's no way. I'm home, and that's all I need now. He can't come back to haunt me... Right?

𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥! 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗥 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨! 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥! 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗪𝗢! 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗟𝗟 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗢𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗟 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚 - 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗨𝗕𝗘𝗥 © hiyaitssans 2020 all rights reserved

(Cover art is not mine. This is a placeholder until I get something else. Either I'll make a cover or commission one. Idk yet.) I'm still coming up with this story but I wanted to take a break from one shots and try to write an actual fanfic. It's been seven years since the resonance cascade and everything has gone to shit. Freeman seemingly disappeared and the cascade got the attention of a powerful alien army, the Combine. The Science Team, after being dropped back into the world after the Seven Hour War, are forced to adapt to this new lifestyle while aiding an underground resistance.

It's been almost a week since Gordon received the final message from Coomer. The idea of being able to extract his friends from the game was an insane Idea but it was so insane that Gordon was willing to try it. He didn't want the science team to suffer in darkness alone when he had bonded with them on such a personal level and besides, he owed them a better home then the polygon world they were so used to. Nothing bad could happen by bringing AI into the real world right? . . . *Just a small explanation, Gordon is the actual player, VR has evolved to the point where facial scanning and full body scanning is possible for games in this "AU" *I also haven't written fan fiction in years, I hope it's not horrible *Link to my Linktree in my profile