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Funny and love texts !!! mostly funny ones :D Enjoy!!! :):) P.S - I didn't write these :P Vote,comment,share and Follow! ^_^

Project Daddy || a.i

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

coma ❀ michael clifford ❀ book three

"does she even know everything she's ruined?" book three of the suicide series.

4 a.m.

they say if you are awake at 4 am, you are either in love or lonely and sometimes, you don't know which one is worse. [ PREQUEL TO OUIJA ]

short skirts ➳ l.h.

❝do you know why you're in your room?❞ ❝because daddy put me here.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay Luke Daddy Kink

group chat ➳ l.h. [completed]

❝I've never been as close to a boy as I have at this moment, nor have I with a man. A man that's Luke, a man that's my step-father. This was clear, but my head continued to tell me to forget the facts and give in to the pleasures I was feeling with Luke's fingers against me. "This is so wrong," He whispered under hi...

Dirty jokes

Just some dirty jokes ;)

Dirty Jokes

I don't own anything in here. I got it all from facebook.

more than a stepbrother | lrh

Blair Miller's father, Robert Miller, has recently announced he is dating Liz Hemmings. The mother of heart throb punk-rock singer from the pop-punk band 5 Seconds Of Summer, Luke Hemmings Although Blair and her father live in the Hemmings household, she has never met Luke in person. He's been away with the band. One...

answers. ➳ l.h

trequel to snapchat// "I said okay" "you said i know" "well now i'm saying goodbye" [Highest ranking: fanfiction #79] all rights reserved. © copyright 2015 | malin anna

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Boy in Black

Mattie Noelle is a simple girl that only knows of school, dance, and her overbearing mother that keeps her hidden away in the walls of their "perfect" home. She believes she's invisible and that no one could look twice; then comes the captivating boy next door, Jaxson Maddox. A disturbed high school senior with a dark...

bridge ☹ calum hood ☹ book two

"will you be here tomorrow?" "same time, as always." book two of the suicide series.

The Bad Boy Is Possessive

Is it possible for a bad boy to be your saving grace? Well for Farrah Bryant it was. After she finds out her boyfriend of six months has been cheating on her, who do you think was there to help her through it all and most importantly get revenge? That's right. The notorious school bad boy Brody Bauer. Just that name a...

thin walls / calum hood

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

Hallo-weird

It’s Halloween night, and something weird has happened – one of the Sour Patch Kids has GONE MISSING. Now we need your help to solve the case! Read this story and choose your own adventure by voting at the end of each chapter to help solve the mystery! Think you know what happened to the Red Kid? Tweet @SourPatchKids...

Funny

This is a book about funny text and moments

The Boxer and I

"You save yourself or you remain unsaved." - Alice Sebold. °°° Florence Rosa Brine - this is her story. It's a sad one, to be honest. Her version of events is one that would surprise even those who think they knew everything about her. After a series of incidents that had emotionally and physically scarred her, Fl...

I Thought U Loved Me

It all started through kik with With just your average girl named Audrey and this cute guy named Kevin. Even though they were 1 year apart in age and a couple of states apart in distance. They still stayed in contact with each other. Lots of twists and turns in the relationship when they actually meet. I wonder will t...

A Nerd Romance.

Sophie Green Is a nerd. Everyone picks on her. There is only one person who protects her and when he is not around they pick on her twice as much. What would happen if her schools most popular jock in the school, takes a sudden like to her? Will she trust him after all the bullying he has done to her? Why is he talkin...

Mr. Popular and I

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expect...