Listen

Listen closely to the songs I play, as the lyrics speak the words I fail to say.

Not His Girl

There are two things Harper Lynch wasn't expecting when she made out with an attractive stranger at her aunt's wedding. One: He would show up on her doorstep two weeks later as the son of an old family friend. Two: That he would be staying in her house, right next door to her. If living together isn't enough, Duke s...

BOYFRIEND EXCHANGE

My sister hates her boyfriend because he doesn't care as much. I hate mine because he cares way too much. We like them and we value our commitments. But something's not right so we make an arrangement, To switch places like we have always been. But they won't notice because... we're twins.

Scribbler - My Ideas! by Lori

It occurred to me that I need a place to keep all the random ideas that cross my mind. Those weird ideas that are never going to be a story all their own, but don't deserve to be left neglected on a cold hard drive forever. So I can't say for sure what you'll find here. Hopefully it will be amusing, though!

Naughty Little Joke Book

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Make A Wish, Master~

"H-Huh?!" I screamed, clutching my towel tightly. "Y-Your the man I hit with my car earlier! How did you get in here?! I thought I locked all the doors and windows!" The same man from earlier, with jet black hair and glowing blue eyes, simply sat in my bathtub, completely naked might I add, and smirked at me with wha...

Superman Stole My Panties

Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything f...

staying up late

I'm not sleepy. What about you?

Paladin

Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke...