( '𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'.... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 ) ( 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ) ( 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 ) jake peralta x male!oc brooklyn nine nine au a short (ish) story highest ranking: 8 in b99