hi :) this fic is about an event idea i had for an AU of Shovelware's Brain Game. in this AU, Dancing Banana n Pear, as well as other characters, are stuck in The Backrooms. in this short little thingy, Pear and Banana find a phone and attempt to use it to contact Oldest Nephew. which of course was a stupid idea lol the first page of the fic gives more info

(THIS BOOK WILL NEVER FEATURE NSFW CONTENT) Ever since Pear saw the dancing banana's stupid face he became the host's biggest critic and ever since Banana caught Pear staring he wanted to know more. *story preview* After the Announcer's intro, Dancing Banana gave the cameras one of his signature winks during his entrance. Pears' face flushed from it, but he rolled his eyes to make the emotion he was feeling appear as secondhand embarrassment in order to avoid appearing like another fanboy in the crowd... In the middle of pears drooling over the constant curvature of the banana man's mouth, they made eye contact with each other. Banana observed Pear focusing very intently on him the entire show, and although he is used to having eyes on him, it still felt uncomfortable to be so closely examined. Throughout the entire show, he tried everything to get the pear to look somewhere else, including showcasing a bonus prize, introducing Boardy, and more, but nothing worked. He simply stared at the pear while wondering, "Why is he looking at me like that?"

- Just a bunch of silly fruits doing there silly fruit things,

I was bored, can ya blame me? Anyways have this thing!!!!!!!! Maybe I'll continue it, maybe i wont, depends.

Who thought a show could lead to true love? ♡ Pear x dancing banana book (I wanna make them fuck or make out so bad😭)

yes, 18+ / smut / nsfw is allowed this time.

i wish gay people were real (Cross-posted from my a03!) Trans! Pear x Banana! ☆ "I fucking hate you." Pear says, Bananas somehow got him pinned against a wall backstage. So maybe he was overreacting a bit when Banana changed the script on him. He hated how Banana always had the higher ground and wanted to make him speechless. How to do that? By constantly yelling and insulting him. "Sure you do darlin. But if you really hated me, then why are you grinding against my leg like that?"

Listen I just ADORE these two.

( Discontinued, as I am writing the SWBG Dead Man's Theater AU! Sorry to everyone who was looking forward to this fic being finished, I had lost interest quite some time ago. You can find me more active as @Bonadella_ on Twitter - thank you for understanding! P. S. You can use my concept for this if you'd like! Just credit me as usual. ) Recently, Shovelware Studios decided to add a new branch to their brand; The Banana Phone! Get to know and converse with your favorite game show host, The Dancing Banana, for the small price of 5 dollars a month! Surely, he wouldn't fall for a marketing scheme like that, right?.. ..Right?????

all cross posted from ao3 if you came here just to be pissy about ppl shipping fruits disrespectfully eat a banana peel