Wilbur Soot is a massive prick, and you're just getting paid. Well, he can be nice sometimes. gender neutral :) enjoy!!

washing up gloves and coffee with too much sugar [ the umbrella academy season 1 ] [ cover by macaulays ] [ 26.2.19 - 1.6.19 ] [ edited: 28.7.20 - 30.7.20 ]

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 ||  A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability.  A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world.  A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end?  1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol

Cover by @ivoryjade_ What will happen when your father/mother sends you to a magical village in Colombia? And what will you do when there you are overwhelmed by magic and mysteries and maybe love?

Not all love stories start off with lingering stares or flirting. Some love stories start with a girl punching a boy in the face. ~~~ (Y/n) (L/n) was on L'Manberg's side during the Dream SMP war. Her mother and father had apparently "disappeared" at a young age, abandoning her in the woods before she was found by the President of L'Manberg. She couldn't remember anything when she was younger, only being raised here with her friends. Now, she was 18 and fighting for the independence of her homeland. She was the ambassador and the little sister Wilbur never had. (Y/n) was known for her status, power and loyalty. In a twist of events, the Dream Team had tried taking her as hostage but it backfired, resulting in Sapnap becoming L'Manberg's hostage instead. Things started to get a lot more interesting, especially with (Y/n) and the raven haired boy. What happens when she slowly dawns on the truth? What happens when she finds out where she really came from? Who she was really meant to be? Which side she truly belonged in..? ~~~ THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY "WHO'S IN THE WRONG?" BY SAPPYNAPPY_SIMP!! ! CONTAINS DRAMATIC IRONY ! !! NO SMUT !! **Sapnap x fem!reader **

"hey dream? you're an asshole," she spoke slowly from her place in the corner, wrists tied behind her back. "you know, you're really not in a position to be saying things like that," he responded, twirling the handle of his sword in a circle.

"𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." COVID travel restrictions force you to quarantine with a certain Minecraft YouTuber-what a terrible inconvenience... Come for the silliness and the COVID setting. Stay for the quality prose, plot, and characterization. Go check out the cover artist! https://twitter.com/riyuun_

{{COMPLETE}} Five Hargreeves x Female Reader Starts in season 1 of The Umbrella Academy Published to celebrate 1.5k followers :)